**WARNING!!!*** As of today, Facebook staff will be allowed to automatically scan your brain through your monitor. To block, go to Kitchen --> Cabinets --> Upper Right Drawer --> then REMOVE box that says "Aluminum Foil." Wrap all remaining foil around your head. Facebook kept this one quiet, Copy and paste into your status to warn all friends!
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