Bagman, tonight I met a guy who is less fuckable than you. Congrats.

let him ride his ego for the next year... sooner or late he'll figure out that most people get over it after a day or two and we'll be back to Danzig's stories for entertainment

Balor, while this is solid advice, i enjoy reading this shit. it's hilarious. Dont take that from me!

Set him up with Zoomie's daughter, that would be entertainment.

Balor, while this is solid advice, i enjoy reading this shit. it's hilarious. Dont take that from me!

Agreed!

Aye ...
Motion carried, and it's approved ...

let him ride his ego for the next year... sooner or late he'll figure out that most people get over it after a day or two and we'll be back to Danzig's stories for entertainment

I'm sorry to say that my hermit status has been preventing me from producing good stories as of late.  I can re-tell old ones if you'd like though.  How about the one where an underage girl and a prostitute 69'd on my bed?  Or how I Anne Frank'd a girl and kicked her out of my house and threatened to call the cops on her on Valentine's day?

Set him up with Zoomie's daughter, that would be entertainment.

My daughter has taste and sense and only dates guys with guns.

Does a BB gun count?

Well last night, was a REAL scream fest. My poor neighbors. (I live in a condo, so share walls with folks.) They're an old black retired couple, with their 16 year old grand daughter. We were at it a couple of hours last night. My dick still hurts so badly today. I couldn't cum at all, either by sex, by bj or by hand job, because my dick was so desensitized. But this morning she helped me get off.

We were having lunch earlier and "J" was like "what I really like about you is that you seemed so sweet and innocent... until you get into the bed room".  haha. Little did I know I like some kink! By back is all scratched up too. She keeps telling me how much she loves how I make her feel dirty. 

Anyway, this picture pretty much sums up the night.


Tricky, I think you'd be in for a surprise if I brought you home.

That picture sums up what? That you went to the prom and made out?

Neck marks are totally junior high, man. Cover that shit up.

Dude....you know, I'm proud and all that Lil' Baggy is now Big Baggy.......but your posts in the sex forums reek of TMI.  Cuz I get mental images that I DO NOT WANT.

Dude Mello, I don't believe those are hickeys -- she didn't really suck on my neck. She was scratching me and fucking biting me hard. I may take a pic of my nipple and post that too. Nice bite marks around it. She bit my finger so hard I thought she was going to bite it off. Those are scratches on my neck. I've got similar marks on my stomach and back. Claw marks. Not suction marks. I don't really like my neck being sucked.

I slapped her ass hard and manhandled her tits too. She said they're really sore today. Good I told her!

Motherfucker.

Haha. Ok, no nipple pics.

The more documentation the better. I say post it all. Don't censor yourself. If we're too squeamish we can always opt not to read/look. That's the law of the internet.

Yeah there's also the law of my foot in your ass.

Werd.

Tricky, I think you'd be in for a surprise if I brought you home.

Oh?

The most awkward raping of your life.

The most awkward raping of your life.

ahahahahahaha.

The most awkward raping of your life.

ahahahahahaha.

ROFL @ ROFL @ BUUUUURN

The most awkward raping of your life.

awkward rape. hahaha

It's funny cuz it's true.

You're right. It'd be awkward, because you'd enjoy it when every fiber in your body is telling you not to. It'd be our little secret.

It would be awkward for many reasons, inarticulate dialogue such as that being one of them.

Oops. Apologies for the fucking misplaced comma. Corrections below, prof.

You're right. It'd be awkward because you'd enjoy it, when every fiber in your body is telling you not to. It'd be our little secret.

Anyway, enough nitpicking. Let's get on with the titlicking.

Oops. Apologies for the fucking misplaced comma. Corrections below, prof.

You're right. It'd be awkward because you'd enjoy it, when every fiber in your body is telling you not to. It'd be our little secret.

Anyway, enough nitpicking. Let's get on with the titlicking.

You just made it worse.

No you did.....there should be no comma.