I have decided to give directors shit for directing the actors to act stupid and for stupid situations in movies.
Check this out, this is just the most recent thing that made me scream at the monitor.
An email I sent to RoarUthaug@roaruthaug.com. The Movie was "The Wave" about a Norwegian village and their placement in the path of a giant tsunami caused from the mountain sliding into the fjord.

>>Hey I wanted to give you shit about this movie because I have decided all the stupid shit in movies is directly because of stupid directors. (the public is not as stupid as you assume).

I liked the movie up until the scenes after the "Wave" which is a completely plausible scenario.

But You lost all credibility when you had little "convenient" fires on each floor that provided illumination but begs the question of why the fucking place didn't just burn down if that were the case. But we are dealing with a giant wave of water ! Where the fuck did the little controlled fires in the hallways come from? AND WHY? Answer me that or just give the fuck up as a producer. <<

The reason is that once the "wave" has past, the resort now has convenient controlled fires on every floor to provide illumination. Mother fucker! it was a flood!

But I guess if it were pitch black as it would have been, it would be hard to make the movie.

I plan to raise hell with every Producer/Director from now on because WHY NOT?

Makes sense. People always give the actors and actresses shit, but it's almost never their fault. Directors and producers ruin movies.

I would be very interested in the reply after that email ....

Surprise, they never reply.

Well, what fun is that?

More fun than my fractured hip.

But that could be really fun, depending on what type of porn you star in ...

Think I was joking? whatever.

You broke your hip now?

yeah

It's just compounding with you, isn't it?

Odd statistic, one out of three die within 12 months of repair surgery.

So what happened this time?

Was just commenting on my recent hip surgery and an odd statistic that I came across. I have a titanium rod in my femur now that goes from the hip almost to the knee. But I can walk already. Should work well for setting off metal detectors.

Anything to fuck with the man, right?