And the history behind them ...

My take away from this: scrapple is disgusting and I don't trust the food choices of anyone who recommends it.

I like spam.

Wasn't Scrapple a right of passage to get "the cheese" at one point?

It probably was.

I don't mind spam, though I don't eat pork anymore. There are good Hawaiian and Filipino dishes that use spam.

Scrapple is a different story. Mix the undesirable parts of pigs with buckwheat, corn meal, and maybe some spices but not really enough to make it taste good like actual sausage...then people eat just that. Some people like it crispy, some people like it soft. It kind of looks like a loaf of vomit. 

I've seen it, I've just never had it ....
So far, so good ....

Yet you have the cheese right?

I do not; yet ....

Only the good die young so you and I are safe.

We're fucking immortal ...
Hell, you even lived without blood pressure for a while ....

And was only annoyed by it! Hahahahaha

Right ....
Mildly, at that ....