My ex was a limited time offer too.

awww...

the patty melt is also very bad for me, and I shouldn't have them anymore.

Anything with "melt" in the name is awesome.

those things shred your mouth so bad...

your mouth? what about the things they do to your ass?! jesus fuck.

Wow....please, more details.  I'm super curious how sunflower seed shells have ravaged your ass.

haha, not long ago i mentioned what pumpkin seeds do to it. sunflower seeds aren't any different. i described it as feeling like a porcupine was trying to walk backwards out of my ass.

was blood involved?

:[

yes

Wow.  I guess I just chew them real well.  Till it is literally like pulp.  No shredding of my ass has ever happened.

Wow.  I guess I just chew them real well.  Till it is literally like pulp.  No shredding of my ass has ever happened.

i could fix that for you.

alternate explanation:
Sarah's ass can take less physical abuse, compared to Danzig's.

I'm not complaining!

Wow.  I guess I just chew them real well.  Till it is literally like pulp.  No shredding of my ass has ever happened.

i could fix that for you.

alternate explanation:
Sarah is willing to anally rape Dylan.

That's fine with me.

That's fine with me.

But then it's not rape.

consensual nonconsent, my dear. i see you have much to learn.

Teach the ways of the trick.

That's fine with me.

But then it's not rape.

This is a situation where Danzig would be voluntarily giving up control of himself to someone else.
Once the control was given, there's little he could say or do that would get it back.
Not only is this a turn-on for some (submissive) folks, but it's also a way to absolve oneself of responsibility.

Thank you for the explanation, Luke! Very informative. *claps*