I like how the oldies are turning against the newbies.

fag.

When did smilies become acceptable to this crowd? Ten years ago you'd have given a nice beatdown for using them. I know, first hand.

That was the only way I could adequately express my opionion at the time.

Mostly because once a moron, always a moron, and I'm not even going to bother with this ignorant waste of blood and organs any longer.

The only smilies I can really tolerate are the regular text based ones. These cartoony ones are way too fuckin' cutesy.

I'm sayin'.

The only smilies I can really tolerate are the regular text based ones. These cartoony ones are way too fuckin' cutesy.

You can disable them in your Profile options.  Just FYI.

Sweet!

Thank you Luke! 

well finally the know it all lets loose with something useful.

 

You're risking that beatdown again....

well finally the know it all lets loose with something useful.

 :'(

You're risking that beatdown again....

Totally worth it to score on Lucas. He's been all up my ass sideways over the newbs tonight.

well finally the know it all lets loose with something useful.

 :'(

this is what you get for disappearing on me all the time! wtf, dude, do you really need more than like five hours of sleep? yeesh.

this is what you get for disappearing on me all the time! wtf, dude, do you really need more than like five hours of sleep? yeesh.

I spend all of that time, dreaming of you.   

or that chick with the glasses who looked like Aviril Lavigne.

wait, what? where?

She only lasted a day or three. I think you were in Galveston for Spring Break or something.

Good thing about the new girls is, I can now cross off another four or so women on the planet who wont fuck me.

Good thing about the new girls is, I can now cross off another four or so women on the planet who wont fuck me.

That's because you're bad at tipping.

Bad as in doesn't.

Over here we give them what they deserve, all at once.

would you believe there's folks here in the US that only take the tip?

Blasphemy !

no wait !!!!!

Tight fuckers !

get it, tight hahahaha

get it, tight hahahaha

I like you, joe.  You're almost as good as that new girl.

Which one?

I bet he doesnt have tits as glorious as treehuggers.

I bet you're right

I'm going to start a religion centered around those glorious things. 

Treehugger:  You don't have to give us pics of you bare tits but you really should post a pic more zoomed in so we can get a better look.  And maybe a tighter shirt.  That's my humble request.

Sincerely,
The first apostle of the Church Of TH-tatas

Should I just cut them off and send them to you?  I don't wear tight shirts - it's a fattie rule.