When I quit drinking and started banging junk I lost 35 pounds. Then I quit shooting up and the weight has stayed off. People ask me how I lost the weight and I say, "pilates."
Should I just cut them off and send them to you? I don't wear tight shirts - it's a fattie rule.
See, you should, there aint nothin wrong with showing the world a lil jelly belly...
Is it weird that I think sexy girls with armpit hair is hot?
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
the worst tourists i even had to put up with were the fucking french pricks. i always thought the brits were joking when they were bitching.
yeah, people love the tits then mock the back bacon.