Does this mean he has been to one?  Because if I ask the dumb fat motherfucker, he'll lie and make me feel insane or something. 

I thought you left him?

Anyway, no it doesn't mean he's visited an escort. It's just another place to see naked chicks on the Internet.

It's hard to leave someone when they pay for your health insurance.  It's romantic.

Yeah you need to work on that.

Was he looking at other naked chicks on the internet around the same time?

No just escort pages, then email, then pizza.

I'm going to punch him in the balls.  It's the only thing left to do.  Plus he just texted me saying that if I don't trust him then we should probably end it.  WTF?  Did I take an ugly pill last night and wake up with an asshole on my face or something?

Did he end up ordering any pizza?

I'm going to punch him in the balls.  It's the only thing left to do.  Plus he just texted me saying that if I don't trust him then we should probably end it.  WTF?  Did I take an ugly pill last night...?

1)  YOU KNOW WHY!
2)  Maybe he's upset that we hung out so late, talking about secret society stuff.

maybe he was checking to see if he knew any of the escorts.

Or if you know any of them...

Maybe he has been looking at your web history and saw that you posted this on loaded-gun questioning his motives in looking at an escort site on the internet and now he thinks you don't trust him and you will have destroyed your own relationship.

DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT?!?!?

You're clearly in a stable relationship based on trust, mutual goals and respect for one another

I for one think you should marry the dumb, fat, lying motherfucker.

Wouldn't that be ever so grand?

I think Balor is right.

Then you should have at least three children together. After that, have affairs, get divored, see your children grow to hate you, blah blah blah fucking blah.

I'm in a great mood tonight.

Please note that this quote can also apply to my past-tense relationship with Sean.

somewhere on the internet Narco is posting about his boring, unattractive, alcoholic ex....

Odds are that Mosh knows where this is happening and isn't telling

Divorce is expensive shit. Just never get married, It's way cheaper.

For realz?

Do tell.

The children should be named foreign words for Dumb, Fat, and Lying, respectively.

For realz?

Do tell.

It's a theory but a valid one I think. You think he hasn't looked back here since?

Links please.

Please note that this quote can also apply to my past-tense relationship with Sean.

somewhere on the internet Narco is posting about his boring, unattractive, alcoholic ex....

Odds are that Mosh knows where this is happening and isn't telling

Discretion is the better part of valor.

run the other way

I'm waiving my flag in retreat.

*sigh*

Touchy subject.

Oh and also, I wasn't even remotely close to being an alcoholic then. Boring and unattractive, ok sure.

So you have or have not met your goals?

For realz?

Do tell.

It's a theory but a valid one I think. You think he hasn't looked back here since?

I kind of wondered about this.  I've never once talked to Sean but I'd be surprised if he hasn't looked at the boards since they came back.  Dunno.

For what it's worth my sister dated a complete asshole named Sean and broke it off with him and he turned into a super stalker and she had to get a restraining order.

And every person I've ever met named Sean (that guy included) has been a complete cocksucker.

I think it's a cursed name.  Like Tyler, Brandon, etc.  Everyone I've ever met with a name like that has just been completely into the worst kind of shit.

I wouldnt worry about it... personally.

If he was going to do something, wouldnt he have done it by now?

Who says he hassn't again??

sssshhhhh you