I think you have to pay for the advice to get the drugs?

Hey Luke,

Aasim wants to break up so can I still come to Ladytron with you Tuesday?

Love,

Sasha

Dearest Sasha,

Yes, but only if you promise not to bitch about Aasim during the concert.

Regards,

Luke

It'll be hard, but I can manage. <3 sasha

is that the guy who looked like Austin Powers in that pic with Ian in it?

Yes it is.  We officially broke up today.  I was actually sad, I cried, because I'll never get that year back.

Yes it is.  We officially broke up today.  I was actually sad, I cried, because I'll never get that year back.

don't cry about that. cry happy tears because the next year will be infinitely better because you're not doing to date a crazy cokehead.

ohshit

my emo is showing. sorry about that.

My emo shows at least 3 times a week, sometimes more. Maybe I should have that looked at, wait I can't, he's canceling my insurance.

I don't know if it's ok to laugh at the last post or not ...
Anyone?

You should get COBRA.

In fact I have one you can use...

you should sort your fucking life out

*smacks easy button, then smacks Sasha's booty*

That was easy.

I have one of those on my desk in my office; I don't know who put it there ...

My elderly grandmother has one in her assisted living hole.  She thinks it's fucking hilarious to smack it over and over.

.....come to think of it, I haven't visited her in a while.  The old broad probably misses me, being I'm her only grandchild besides my sister.

You (presumably) live within easy visiting distance of your elderly grandmother.
You're one of only two grandkids she has.
She lives in a fucking assisted living place.

VISIT HER YOU FUCK!

Typical American. Dump the old broad on someone else and go suckle the corporate pharma-nipple.

See if she'll sell you her meds.

I guaran-fuckin-tee he's at least considered it.

... or just took 'em

... or just took 'em

I only did that once, a long time ago.

You (presumably) live within easy visiting distance of your elderly grandmother.
You're one of only two grandkids she has.
She lives in a fucking assisted living place.

VISIT HER YOU FUCK!

Meh.  She's old.  And she tells the same stories over and over.  She won't miss me when she's dead. *shrugs*

You could take your grandma to visit an "escort"... or something.

Mine are all dead ...FML.

Much like my friend MacCleod and the Face Of Bo,  I am the last of my kind.

My parents have 3 male children, we have a unique last name, we're amongst the last ...
I'm 36, no kids ....
Tomoo's 33, no kids; I don't even know about his sexuality, or if he has one as of yet ...
Dan's 30, been with a girl for 10 years, no kids, nor plans for kids ...

Sometimes I actually feel bad for my parents ...

Dude, that's the durgs talkin', homey!
Go shake the bitch down for more!

ahaha, durgs.