Im thinking about taking a ride down to Baltimore on Friday with the boyfriend. Outside of Fort McHenry and the Aquarium what else is there to do? Places to eat? Zooms, wanna meet up for dinner? I should call chitownoi, too.

Any really good historical museums?

http://www.historicbaltimore.org/
http://www.historicbaltimore.org/resources/museums.htm

and no, not going for the jerk reply.

Outside of McHenry and maybe the warships at the inner harbor, the good historicals are in DC. Baltimore sucks.

Fish and chips at J. Patricks?

Get some KFC.

Entertain a cab driver.

(Don't forget your strangling gloves.)

Ha ha!

It's funny because I barely remember that cab ride!

Man, that was a really fun trip. Remember how we got all that extra KFC because the place was being run by a bunch of mongoloids?

That's any KFC within 150 miles of Baltimore, in my experience.

That Washington Monument thing is fun to climb, and theres some funny graffiti at the top.

*nods*

 I don't even remember how we got all that food, or who was even there, or... a lot of things, really.

 I recall seeing an amazing-looking redhead at a kissing booth surprising the hell out of some doofus by completely giving him a hundred-times his money's worth, and holding the Geek hostage, and something about Michael Fox's sitcom father and a nervous cabby glimpsed from the corner of my eye, and waking up on the floor with food in my ear.

Big Bill Hell's

That's anywhere KFC within 150 miles of Baltimore, in my experience.

Oh bitch please. I let you cook beer brats because you pussied on the chinese buffet. No one held a gun to your head and made you come here.

Oh bitch please. I let you cook beer brats because you pussied on the chinese buffet. No one held a gun to your head and made you come here.

I cooked beer brats because I wanted to have a sausage party!

Yeah, you got that until Mary showed up...
Actually you got that AFTER Mary showed up.

Turns out I have to play a show up here Friday at 7:30, calltime 6:30. Raincheck?

Absotively. We should do a Smithsonian or two and then go to B-more for dinner and drinks at J Patricks.

Sure. I DO have off one of these thursdays coming up, let me get back to work after the holiday and tell you which one it is, boy can be off too. You can play 20 questions with him, scare him a little. Don't worry, he already knows his nick name and likes it.

But do his FRIENDS know his nickname yet?

I was just gonna suggest you get that nearby fag to play hooky and come with you. But he butted in anyway...

It's not in the cards at this point but I think I might be able to arrange it in the summer.

Turns out I have to play a show up here Friday at 7:30, calltime 6:30. Raincheck?

WHAT A SURPRISE.

NO REALLY.

I AM SHOCKED.

I think she and Thrash share a boilerplated excuses for not showing up folder.

Hey, now ...
Mine's distance vs RUNNING BUSINESSES!

What's the others' excuses?

Bills and mortgage payments. Fucking candy-asses, afraid of a little foreclosure... WELL NOT ME!!!!

You see where that gets you, right?

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!!!

hahahahahaha ....

Wrong thread, but funny as fuck!

I think she and Thrash share a boilerplated excuses for not showing up folder.

Always work related, my dear.

Krsna - I'm sure his friends have heard the songs of his epic bravery. In fact, his roommates told us on many occasions to be quiet.
aaaannnnd, let's road trip to b-more this summer if you can... did we figure out the BBQ? July?

edit:  fixed your quote.

I like the Museum of Industry. 

Baltimore also has several good art museums.  The Baltimore Museum of Art near Johns Hopkins is really good.  The Walters art muesum & Visionary Arts museum are pretty good, too.  And there's a Contemporary art museum.

There's the Poe House & Museum.  And there's the USS Constellation + some other boats in the harbor set up as muesums near the aquarium.

Geppi's Entertainment museum is pretty good.

And there's the Baltimore Tattoo Muesum if you're interested in that stuff.  They had a lot of classic images + a variety of historical tattoo guns.

There's a decent public works museum but I think it's closed for renovations right now. 

There's probably some other stuff I'm not thinking of right now.

I think there's a lot of quality things to see in Baltimore.  The big difference between Baltimore & DC is that most of the museums in DC are free, whereas almost every place in Baltimore has at least a "suggested donation."