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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"

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tipping on: April 13, 2009, 08:51:05 PM
OK, tipping first....

I hate tipping. I know why I hate it, it's because I come from a country that doesn't tip, and I've lived the last 5 years in another country that doesn't tip. I spent 6 months in the states and I hated it every time I tipped.
  • service doesn't improve or get worse if you tip, so what's the point
  • you're expected to tip even if the service/food/drink is shit
  • there's some sort of status attached to how much you tip that is TOTALLY DISCONNECTED from getting good service
  • there's always someone at the table who worries about this size of the tip

Honestly, how hard would it be to include a service charge into the menu price and pay everyone a normal wage.
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Re: tipping Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 08:54:10 PM
I gave up thinking about this 10 years ago.

Some service does go all out for the tip though, the tourist towns. My example would be K, she worked her ass off for fuck all some nights.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: tipping Reply #2 on: April 13, 2009, 08:54:41 PM
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Re: tipping Reply #3 on: April 13, 2009, 09:00:03 PM
There should be special camps for non-tippers.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: tipping Reply #4 on: April 13, 2009, 09:05:05 PM
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: tipping Reply #5 on: April 13, 2009, 09:09:09 PM
Si you are still my hero. Next time Steely Dan comes to town, I'm buying you a ticket. All you gotta do is get here.
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Re: tipping Reply #6 on: April 13, 2009, 09:19:15 PM
Fuckin'A dude!
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: tipping Reply #7 on: April 14, 2009, 12:59:53 AM
My favorite Tarantino movie.
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Re: tipping Reply #8 on: April 14, 2009, 01:08:15 AM
fuck you all for spoiling my legit rant about tipping. OK, I know this could have gone in the rant thread but that threads old and you bastards
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Re: tipping Reply #9 on: April 14, 2009, 01:11:15 AM
Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:08:15 AM
fuck you all for spoiling my legit rant about tipping. OK, I know this could have gone in the rant thread but that threads old and you bastards

just wait until lonelyhusband4206969 stumbles into your TARP thread.

I'M SO THRILLED.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: tipping Reply #10 on: April 14, 2009, 01:24:14 AM
meh, he may be able to follow the point of it a bit better than our regular crowd so nyer!
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Re: tipping Reply #11 on: April 14, 2009, 01:35:47 AM
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 13, 2009, 08:54:10 PM

Some service does go all out for the tip though, the tourist towns. My example would be K, she worked her ass off for fuck all some nights.
Quote from: underclass on April 14, 2009, 01:08:15 AM
fuck you all for spoiling my legit rant about tipping. OK, I know this could have gone in the rant thread but that threads old and you bastards


all ?

just gota type slow.
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Re: tipping Reply #12 on: April 14, 2009, 01:40:07 AM
Dude, I almost pissed myself laughing at the video ....

WOW!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: tipping Reply #13 on: April 14, 2009, 02:00:50 AM
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Re: tipping Reply #14 on: April 14, 2009, 02:22:22 AM
That video beats the whole movie; hands down!
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: tipping Reply #15 on: April 14, 2009, 02:27:21 AM
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Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.

Re: tipping Reply #16 on: April 14, 2009, 04:05:23 AM
FUCK TIPPING AND FUCK THE WAIT STAFF IF THEY CANT GET REAL JOBS...
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Re: tipping Reply #17 on: April 14, 2009, 04:08:31 AM
thank you
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Re: tipping Reply #18 on: April 14, 2009, 04:09:44 AM
Quote from: Mosh on April 14, 2009, 04:05:23 AM
FUCK TIPPING AND FUCK THE WAIT STAFF IF THEY CANT GET REAL JOBS...
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Re: tipping Reply #19 on: April 14, 2009, 04:16:49 AM
Thing is wait staff here get paid reasonable wages... tipping is only for good service, and completely voluntary.
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Re: tipping Reply #20 on: April 14, 2009, 04:22:30 AM
Agreed ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: tipping Reply #21 on: April 14, 2009, 04:25:00 AM
I totally agree with Mr. Pink.  The whole thing about it being what society says I should do.  Fuck that.  It's just an excuse for restaurants to pay their employees SHIT and have the customers pay them what THEY should.  Fucking bullshit.
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Re: tipping Reply #22 on: April 14, 2009, 04:25:51 AM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: tipping Reply #23 on: April 14, 2009, 08:50:29 AM
Someday, in the not too distant future...

"Here's your check sir. There's a 40% courtesy charge added because certain nationalities in the Southern hemisphere like to be assholish. I'll take that whenever you're ready. Have a pleasant day!"
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Re: tipping Reply #24 on: April 14, 2009, 08:52:51 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on April 14, 2009, 08:50:29 AM
Someday, in the not too distant future...

"Here's your check sir. There's a 40% courtesy charge added because certain nationalities in the Southern hemisphere like to be assholish. I'll take that whenever you're ready. Have a pleasant day!"

"Oh you must be mistaken, sir, because I would never spend money at a place that charged that much!  I chose to eat in instead.  Thanks!  Oh, by the way, you don't get any tip."
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Re: tipping Reply #25 on: April 14, 2009, 08:58:23 AM
Thing is tipping isnt an incentive if it's expected. If I had a restruant and my staff were surviving on tips, then I'm not employing the best staff I can get. I'd rather pay better money for great staff and let tipping them be a voluntary thing than hire drooling, barely upright simians incapable of dressing themselves to serve my customers. And there wouldnt be a courtesy charge at the bottom of the bill. Sure, the food might be a bit more expensive, but you're not just paying for the food when you go to a nice restraunt.
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Re: tipping Reply #26 on: April 20, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
I totally missed this thread.

What do you do when you go out with a guy who only tips 10%?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: tipping Reply #27 on: April 20, 2009, 04:25:35 PM
Raise the bar. Duh.
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Re: tipping Reply #28 on: April 20, 2009, 06:39:35 PM
Quote from: tricky on April 20, 2009, 04:14:11 PM
What do you do when you go out with a guy who only tips 10%?

10% of the total?
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Re: tipping Reply #29 on: April 20, 2009, 07:18:08 PM
i skipped all the posts in this thread except the first one.  i fucking HATE tipping and will not be persuaded otherwise.

that said, i do tip generously, especially in bars i frequent (you make your money back and then some in free drinks, especially in the city where shit is super expensive)

but what the fuck is up with tip jars EVERYWHERE now???  like why should i tip at dunkin donuts?  they are literally just doing their job.  a waitstaff/bartenders i could see they could concievably do some extra shit to earn a tip.  but someone handing me a cup of coffee?  am i tipping them so they don't throw the coffee in my face? 

and why do we tip cab drivers?  i am never going to see this person again.  even if i take a cab every day for the rest of my life i will never see him again.  he was on the phone like a 16 year old girl the entire time, almost killed me 3 times, did kill 1 pedestrian, and took the long way to kill time and sit in traffic.  here's an extra 2 dollars cos i am, technically, still alive.
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