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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
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Michael Bay Eats a Bowl of Cereal(Read 3280 times)

Michael Bay Eats a Bowl of Cereal on: April 13, 2009, 09:05:56 PM

Michael Bay eating a bowl of cereal

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Re: Michael Bay Eats a Bowl of Cereal Reply #1 on: April 13, 2009, 09:21:08 PM

That doesn't look anything like Michael Bay.

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Re: Michael Bay Eats a Bowl of Cereal Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 02:25:59 AM

No shit, I was wondering where all the fucking explosions were.

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Re: Michael Bay Eats a Bowl of Cereal Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 10:03:29 AM

That was bizarre. And I have no idea who Michael Bay is.

WTF high school musical cereal...

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Re: Michael Bay Eats a Bowl of Cereal Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 10:11:29 AM

This is when I wish I were Canadian.

Actually that's been brewing since 1999.

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Re: Michael Bay Eats a Bowl of Cereal Reply #5 on: April 14, 2009, 06:20:27 PM

I am Canadian ...not really.

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