I just re-read, "take care of my two plants, my two cats, and me.." and stifled a laugh. Kyle has turned into a 35+ woman from match.com.
I'd say what I really think about this, but I'd be banned instantly.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Not as bad as TSI though
Hey Prax. I think you're our first person of color here.