Booze stinks and drunks act like stupid little children.

I was getting told about L's party a while ago, several people threw up, and one guy had a horrible headache the day after.

FIVE DAYS.

Booze stinks and drunks act like stupid little children.

hey little girl-- have a drink and lighten up.

I think the writer is mentally deficient

Really? I find him pretty funny.

Heh, I wasn't going to be the first one to fess up after Lucas. I AM AN ENTHUSIAST. 

What's the problem with looking at that site?  Is it the fact that it's a gossip site?

Yeah, I don't really get feeling ashamed of stuff like that. I watch The Soup too. I don't mind hearing/reading about celebrities if they're being ridiculed. I'd be way more ashamed of watching Access Hollywood or some fuckery like that.

Yeah, I get that same shit sometimes ...
I blame Casper ...

Ct: last night was good, I got beer in my eye, i got all the latest gossip about the group, and we did the YMCA outside (cuz we couldnt all do it in the living room) as well as te dance to 5 6 7 8 by steps and the hokey pokey... Ooh yeah and we sang the campfire song! From spongebob... xD

WTF?
Are you like 16 or something?

Booze stinks and drunks act like stupid little children.

hey little girl-- have a drink and lighten up.

noo, drunk people are too much fun to mess with, I aint giving that up. =D

Ct: last night was good, I got beer in my eye, i got all the latest gossip about the group, and we did the YMCA outside (cuz we couldnt all do it in the living room) as well as te dance to 5 6 7 8 by steps and the hokey pokey... Ooh yeah and we sang the campfire song! From spongebob... xD

WTF?
Are you like 16 or something?

40 actually, and male.

I KNEW IT!!!

CT: I am thinking of shaving stripes into my legs.

don't.

how about those guys who shave their leg hair up to where their tube socks end? that's so fucking strange.

I promised this guy I would go on a date with him if he shaved his beard.  He actually did it so now I think I might have to go on a date with him.  He looks exactly like this:



Ugh.... why do I make drunken promises?

You're dating Tom Petty?

No, an Allman Brother.

I can see both, actually ...

aw shit nigga aw shit. love ain't worth all the heart ache.

who wants to cuddle?

Ugh.... why do I make drunken promises?

Could be worse - might've had to marry him.

I can handle that kind of drunken promise to guys named Luke.  Not record store clerks who make less money than I do when I'm not even employed.

Current Thought:   I do NOT want to go run errands in the rain.  It blows.

Wait wait wait... you promised to date Luke if he shaved his beard?

Don't do it Luke, it's a trap...

CT: I was at the register at Publix today when a bagboy walking behind me stopped immediately and looked down at my boots. He remarked at how large they were and asked what size they are. I replied back, "16." He then just kept staring at my boots for the longest time, so much that the lady in line in front of me looked down to see what the attraction was. She remarked, "My, oh my, what large ones you have. Let me see your left hand." For whatever reason I raised my left hand. She then inspected my ring finger and looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Figures all the big dicks are taken." The cashier turned violet.

Ahahahahaha that's hilarious.

Oh man! You have little hands!

They are big enough to palm any part of you.

They are big enough to palm any part of you.

Intestines.

Immortal soul... Darth Vader style.

Large intestine would be easier.

CT: The conversation about shaving just reminded me of when my lady brother (we decided yesterday we are lady bros) shaved his snail trail. He even showed me, just not, uh, all the way down.

You mean... happy trail? Snail trails are what women in skirts without panties leave on benches.

I checked in Urban dictionary a while ago, snail trail can be used for both.

Yes, Urban Dictionary is the authority on such things. No misinformation there, no sir.

Exactly!
Si agrees with me and he knows stuff about things!