You wouldnt be self posting the first underaged tits.

Dammit. Gotta wait another year.

You wouldnt be self posting the first underaged tits.

nor the last.

Anyway I wouldn't do it regardless of how old I am so this is a pointless convo.


P.s I can start learning to drive soon! =D

DAMMMM-MITTT!!!

Tease

* Thrash nods *

I'll teach her how to reverse park.

You wish.

Anyone else here remember that Sears used to have a School of Driving?

No kidding.  You could put Driver's Ed on a credit card, if you didn't want to home school the subject.

How come Dylan has metal/emo points in the THOUSANDS,

and everyone else is under 100?

Because I'm a Jackass.

Because everyone else is considerably more well liked.

Dylan is metal^10 and likes a bloke on occasion

There's that too, I'm guessing ...

Who's going to die first : Dylan or Dio

Dylan, in prison, after being charged with lewd and lascivious acts against a minor ...

CT: My NCAA bracket is beyond busted. Kansas and Nova are out. That was my final. In other news, I am road tripping to Charlotte for Animals As Leaders, IWABO, Darkest Hour, and Dillinger Escape Plan. Good times!

I need some serious advice.  I need to ask my grandmother to give me $1400 a month for the next three years while I finish school (for rent/bills/food/etc).  She is a millionaire but the reason why she is, is because she is a huge penny pincher.  She gave me $5900 to pay the other half of my tuition this semester so it's not like she would say to no a school expense.  I need a way to propose this to her that doesn't look like a "sasha living" expense, but rather a "sasha school" expense.  How should I go about asking which will lead me into a more yes than no direction?

Just be honest. Tell her your options are a stipend from a loving, caring, economically stable relative or hooking.

hahahaha ....
I was thinking she should pull the "I'm pregnant; give me money" card every month or two ....

I'm with Zoomie (up to a point! lol) on this one.

Tell her how important this is to YOU that you get your life together and going in a good direction.  Tell her that because you're getting a little bit of a late start, you want to concentrate FULLY on your educational opportunity, without the distractions of having to work at any of the (easy, extremely lucrative and easy to Get) jobs you've previously held ~ you're telling her you want to stay away from shady characters, drugs ~ all of the things that you KNOW could contribute to you fucking up.  This may or may not be exactly true, but you might be able to show her, in your grades, how things have been slipping, all 'cuz of your worry about finances.

It might impress her with your sincerity if, instead of a Gift, you asked for a Loan, and had some sort of repayment schedule in the back of your mind.

Also along the lines of Big Fat Plans:  Show her how her money will help you to graduate as soon as possible, how you'll be able to take a night/weekend course or summer classes or those Crash Courses that you can do during the holidays.

Basically, just talk to her, and let her know that you've seen where you WERE heading, along with the fact that THAT life is something you now consider unacceptable, and that you are doing everything in your power to change that path.


p.s.  BEST of luck to you with this, Sasha, because I believe that most of what I suggested up there is the absolute truth, and I sure enough am rooting for you!

1. Tell her you want $2000/mo.
2. Come back a few days later and tel her you've reduced your demands to $1400/month.
3. Profit.

How many military bases are in Texas? You could make that $2000 in a night.

Fuck military bases ~ she's in the STATE CAPITOL, surrounded by horny elected officials.

PLENTY of opportunity for instant profit, AND, with a good camera person, a nice retirement plan!  lol

Cock and Blackmail! Cockmail!

edit

  damn. wrong thread.
after sex clouded thought

noice, Geek sex clouded thoughts are good, arent they?

Ct: I really want a (veggie) fry up breakfast right now.

EAT MEAT!!!