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Quote from: Zoomie's Sig; At One Point
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #990 on: May 28, 2009, 09:45:06 AM
hangover shit FTW

edit: oh wait that's not ladylike of me
« Last Edit: May 28, 2009, 09:45:26 AM by tricky »
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #991 on: May 28, 2009, 04:26:14 PM
CT: bored bored bored bored bored
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #992 on: May 28, 2009, 06:22:56 PM
CT:  I have to stuff tampons up my nose and commit suicide.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #993 on: May 28, 2009, 07:32:58 PM
boy, work is slooooow tonight. 2 tables. sales = $83.47

FML
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #994 on: May 28, 2009, 07:37:32 PM
CT: I love you graves
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #995 on: May 28, 2009, 08:54:20 PM
Current Thought:  Where the fuck it Luke?!  He said he was going to bring me movies and it is already 7:53pm.  Also, I can't call him because I can't talk... and I can't text because I spent all cell phone bill money on my tonsil bill.  Being broke and butchered sucks.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #996 on: May 28, 2009, 08:56:46 PM
CT: Chinese hostess bars in seedy areas of Tokyo are GREAT places to party. Oh wow.
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #997 on: May 28, 2009, 10:07:21 PM
CT: Krapsna I'm afraid I'm going to have to cheat on you.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #998 on: May 28, 2009, 11:02:37 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on May 28, 2009, 08:54:20 PM
Current Thought:  Where the fuck it Luke?!  He said he was going to bring me movies and it is already 7:53pm.  Also, I can't call him because I can't talk... and I can't text because I spent all cell phone bill money on my tonsil bill.  Being broke and butchered sucks.

Yeah, i sent you a text @ 3:45pm, because you can't talk.  I had a pre-interview today for a new job, so that I can go to Japan!

But we'll see each other tomorrow (as we discussed)!!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #999 on: May 28, 2009, 11:59:50 PM
An Oregon man spent a day in jail after calling 911 to complain that a McDonald's worker was rude and didn't give him an orange juice he ordered.

Sheriff's Sgt David Thompson said the 20-year-old man wouldn't listen when deputies told him the emergency number isn't to be used for straightening out fast-food orders.

A McDonald's employee also called 911 during the incident, complaining that the man and the people with him were blocking the drive-thru lane and knocking on the restaurant windows.

The man was accused of improper use of the emergency phone line.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1000 on: May 29, 2009, 01:47:45 AM
ct:

fuck.
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1001 on: May 29, 2009, 02:09:37 AM
CT: Sarah's so preeeeetty
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1002 on: May 29, 2009, 02:12:30 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 10:07:21 PM
CT: Krapsna I'm afraid I'm going to have to cheat on you.

YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER TATTOO.
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1003 on: May 29, 2009, 03:05:34 AM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 12:25:19 AM
Quote from: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 11:20:04 PM
CT: A/C has been on and I'm still hot. I hope I'm not getting the swine flu.

It's 40 degrees and rainy here.

Maybe it's the foreskin flu.
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Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1004 on: May 29, 2009, 04:41:28 AM
CT: Everyone should change their language mode on facebook to "English (Pirate)"
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1005 on: May 29, 2009, 05:28:59 AM
Mine's already in Pirate English. Aristartle told me as soon as she found out. xD
« Last Edit: May 29, 2009, 05:29:32 AM by Sakhi »
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1006 on: May 29, 2009, 05:34:45 AM
CT:
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1007 on: May 29, 2009, 07:21:35 AM
CT: All my posts from yesterday are gone.. WTF?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1008 on: May 29, 2009, 07:27:48 AM
^ there was a crash. There's a thread in Rhubarb.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1009 on: May 29, 2009, 07:30:32 AM
CT: Yeah I just saw it, thx.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1010 on: May 29, 2009, 12:32:08 PM
CT: Am I the only person with a really long uvula?  It's like an inch long.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1011 on: May 29, 2009, 05:43:40 PM
You guys get like, a two day break from me. Parents visiting this weekend.

And yes, danzig, you are the only one.
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1012 on: May 29, 2009, 05:46:15 PM
what, no brook and no luke? i am going to be tres bored.

oh, wait, i'm on a technological hiatus. you can't see me! i'm not really here...

*fades into the ether*
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cream filling for hollow victories

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1013 on: May 29, 2009, 05:49:10 PM
untill Dmoth tries to inhale it....
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1014 on: May 29, 2009, 05:50:45 PM
Heh, that was good one.......but seriously, do you guys have long uvulas?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1015 on: May 29, 2009, 06:43:37 PM
Quote from: eitje on May 29, 2009, 02:12:30 AM
Quote from: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 10:07:21 PM
CT: Krapsna I'm afraid I'm going to have to cheat on you.

YOU'RE GETTING ANOTHER TATTOO.

Yes. Yes I am.
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1016 on: May 29, 2009, 10:30:31 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 29, 2009, 05:50:45 PM
Heh, that was good one.......but seriously, do you guys have long uvulas?

No, not on the other side of my drinking intake is my drinking outtake, my spigot, and it's long, so ...
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1017 on: May 30, 2009, 01:57:59 AM
ct: skype? i'm a new addict!

andale! we're gonna rock down to -- electric avenue!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1018 on: May 30, 2009, 03:26:28 AM
Then will you take it higher?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1019 on: May 30, 2009, 04:40:57 PM
I keep thinking today is Sunday and getting really freaked out.
« Last Edit: May 30, 2009, 04:48:01 PM by Sakhi »
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