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i'm still drunk.
drunk loaded-gunning is way worse because the losers on my facebook friends list don't ever try to call me on stupid thoughts. they just "lol" or "tru dat!" my status updates, not realizing i hate them all and only can't delete them because my iphone fb app is an asshole. okay i'm all set with this post.


Current Thoughts(Read 767893 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1020 on: May 30, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
Re: Eddy Grant. I met him once. And we have a street here called Electric Avenue. It's right next to the power station.
* FAH-Q feels obligated to post this same post every time someone mentions Eddy Grant, for some reason.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1021 on: May 30, 2009, 06:14:12 PM
CT: Am I the only person with a really long uvula?  It's like an inch long.


CT: The perv in me is rampant today. I read that as "vulva"..



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1022 on: May 30, 2009, 06:56:32 PM
I bet he has long vulva too. Strung together on a piece of piano wire...
No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1023 on: May 30, 2009, 10:02:28 PM
I don't even know what to say to that.  Certainly not denial.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1024 on: May 30, 2009, 10:43:13 PM
hehehe


CT: It's Saturday night and I'm sick and I have to stay home like a loser.  :'(
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1025 on: May 31, 2009, 03:55:54 AM
My uvula is so swollen right now from my tonsillectomy.  My tongue is also swollen.  AWESOME.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1026 on: May 31, 2009, 04:39:54 AM
Can I suck it? Your uvula?
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1027 on: May 31, 2009, 11:27:48 AM
Bab's Uvula Who?
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1028 on: May 31, 2009, 01:57:15 PM
CT: mmm i love watermelon!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1029 on: May 31, 2009, 02:16:44 PM
Eat it with a fork.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1030 on: May 31, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
do not microwave it.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1031 on: May 31, 2009, 03:25:36 PM
why does cleaning my right ear with a qtip make me cough?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1032 on: May 31, 2009, 03:31:39 PM
If that was serious I'd guess because of how your ear-nose-throat are connected... or it's a mind thing.

If that wasn't, God hates you.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1033 on: May 31, 2009, 10:47:46 PM
CT: PCP being brought up from the south.  I will most likely be getting some.  Let's hope I eat someones face while I'm fucked up.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1034 on: May 31, 2009, 10:50:45 PM
Yumm, like PCP but you have to be careful while on that shit.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1035 on: June 01, 2009, 12:03:54 AM
I'm gonna make sure to have a sitter, I'm not quite sure how it will effect me.  But if it's anything like DXM (they are the same class of drugs), I'll be just fine.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1036 on: June 01, 2009, 01:16:20 AM
You better be careful or I'll kick your drug loving ass.  :-*



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1037 on: June 01, 2009, 01:19:56 AM
Awwww, she loves me!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1038 on: June 01, 2009, 01:26:23 AM
hehehe  ;)



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1039 on: June 01, 2009, 01:35:37 AM
CT:  all caught up!
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1040 on: June 01, 2009, 01:43:52 AM
CT: Now I feel ants all over me.  Argh.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1041 on: June 01, 2009, 03:09:46 AM
put down some bait


or


become their king
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1042 on: June 01, 2009, 05:24:36 AM
"Busted apple bottom" makes me LOL everytime I read it.  Thanks for that, Amanda.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1043 on: June 01, 2009, 06:34:39 AM
Ever bite into something, THEN realize how fucking ancient it is?  I bit into a sandwich and realized the meat was covered in grey slime.....AFTER I swallowed it. Ugh.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1044 on: June 01, 2009, 07:51:05 AM
CT: STILL laughing at "busted apple bottom"......and I hope that bite of rancid meat and mayo didn't give me food poisoning.
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1045 on: June 01, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
CT: What the hell happened to DM's fag points?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1046 on: June 01, 2009, 08:40:53 PM
he scaled up. God only knows why the hetero ones were increased, please raise it with supprt
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1047 on: June 02, 2009, 02:43:54 AM
Fuck you!
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A pleasant man with a pleasant weapon



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1048 on: June 02, 2009, 08:58:47 AM
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1049 on: June 02, 2009, 09:36:18 AM
What hurts more, hypothetically?

1. jalepeno shits
2. Joygasm with a strap-on and no lube

??
you treat me like a monologue ho