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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1020 on: May 30, 2009, 05:03:09 PM
Re: Eddy Grant. I met him once. And we have a street here called Electric Avenue. It's right next to the power station.
* FAH-Q feels obligated to post this same post every time someone mentions Eddy Grant, for some reason.
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1021 on: May 30, 2009, 06:14:12 PM
Quote from: Drugmoth on May 29, 2009, 12:32:08 PM
CT: Am I the only person with a really long uvula?  It's like an inch long.


CT: The perv in me is rampant today. I read that as "vulva"..
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1022 on: May 30, 2009, 06:56:32 PM
I bet he has long vulva too. Strung together on a piece of piano wire...
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No Nyarlathotep, no chaos...
KNOW NYARLATHOTEP, KNOW CHAOS!

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1023 on: May 30, 2009, 10:02:28 PM
I don't even know what to say to that.  Certainly not denial.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1024 on: May 30, 2009, 10:43:13 PM
hehehe


CT: It's Saturday night and I'm sick and I have to stay home like a loser.  :'(
« Last Edit: May 31, 2009, 12:08:01 AM by Joygasm »
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1025 on: May 31, 2009, 03:55:54 AM
My uvula is so swollen right now from my tonsillectomy.  My tongue is also swollen.  AWESOME.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1026 on: May 31, 2009, 04:39:54 AM
Can I suck it? Your uvula?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1027 on: May 31, 2009, 11:27:48 AM
Bab's Uvula Who?
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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1028 on: May 31, 2009, 01:57:15 PM
CT: mmm i love watermelon!
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1029 on: May 31, 2009, 02:16:44 PM
Eat it with a fork.
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1030 on: May 31, 2009, 02:28:28 PM
do not microwave it.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1031 on: May 31, 2009, 03:25:36 PM
why does cleaning my right ear with a qtip make me cough?
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you treat me like a monologue ho

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1032 on: May 31, 2009, 03:31:39 PM
If that was serious I'd guess because of how your ear-nose-throat are connected... or it's a mind thing.

If that wasn't, God hates you.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1033 on: May 31, 2009, 10:47:46 PM
CT: PCP being brought up from the south.  I will most likely be getting some.  Let's hope I eat someones face while I'm fucked up.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1034 on: May 31, 2009, 10:50:45 PM
Yumm, like PCP but you have to be careful while on that shit.
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Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1035 on: June 01, 2009, 12:03:54 AM
I'm gonna make sure to have a sitter, I'm not quite sure how it will effect me.  But if it's anything like DXM (they are the same class of drugs), I'll be just fine.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1036 on: June 01, 2009, 01:16:20 AM
You better be careful or I'll kick your drug loving ass.  :-*
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1037 on: June 01, 2009, 01:19:56 AM
Awwww, she loves me!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1038 on: June 01, 2009, 01:26:23 AM
hehehe  ;)
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1039 on: June 01, 2009, 01:35:37 AM
CT:  all caught up!
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1040 on: June 01, 2009, 01:43:52 AM
CT: Now I feel ants all over me.  Argh.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1041 on: June 01, 2009, 03:09:46 AM
put down some bait


or


become their king
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1042 on: June 01, 2009, 05:24:36 AM
"Busted apple bottom" makes me LOL everytime I read it.  Thanks for that, Amanda.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1043 on: June 01, 2009, 06:34:39 AM
Ever bite into something, THEN realize how fucking ancient it is?  I bit into a sandwich and realized the meat was covered in grey slime.....AFTER I swallowed it. Ugh.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1044 on: June 01, 2009, 07:51:05 AM
CT: STILL laughing at "busted apple bottom"......and I hope that bite of rancid meat and mayo didn't give me food poisoning.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1045 on: June 01, 2009, 05:36:37 PM
CT: What the hell happened to DM's fag points?
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1046 on: June 01, 2009, 08:40:53 PM
he scaled up. God only knows why the hetero ones were increased, please raise it with supprt
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Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1047 on: June 02, 2009, 02:43:54 AM
Fuck you!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1048 on: June 02, 2009, 08:58:47 AM
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Like yours.  Only different.

Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1049 on: June 02, 2009, 09:36:18 AM
What hurts more, hypothetically?

1. jalepeno shits
2. Joygasm with a strap-on and no lube

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