current thought: I am finally off work and a drunk in the making. *strokes her Budweiser like a cock*

a cold, lifeless cock.

Eitje, why dont you fix that?

I dunno who "her" is, so to me, its just some bitch with a dirty spoon.

I though it was porn ? I think I was right in a fashion.

Eitje, why dont you fix that?

silly woman, you can't bring inanimate objects to life!
...else, you end up with dickenstein.

I'll settle for that right now...

I'll settle for that right now...

then guzzle down that beer and fill yourself up.

What do you think I've been doing??

Jealousy:  Cuz you'll never be Rachel Ray

Current thought:  I'm an idiot because I rubbed my eye after cutting the seeds out of peppers for a marinade I was making.  At least it is no longer burning but it's still leaking.

The lapdance is always better when the treehugger is crying...

I was going to go for an anal leakage line myself.

the right eye is leaking....the butt it plugged.

the right eye is leaking....the butt it plugged.

You read it first here folks. treehugger shoves things up her ass.

Jealous? Don't pull a lothar on me!

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Re: Current Thoughts

Hey
Trix I do not have a Grey beard ok? it is still brownish and I don't treat it in the least for it to be that way. I don't care if you disparage me relentlessly, but please, don't be found guilty of misrepresentation.

The pictures are still there, ya just gotta dig for em. Don't give up so dam easy.

Random post no reply.

Current thought: Wow, old men are creepy.

Current thought:  My asshole itches.

i was just coming to post here to ask if we thought it was time for tru to come back; if the awkwardness had subsided, etc.

i see he just wants to jump right in where he left off though...

Yep he's creepy like that.

on rachael ray:

-talentless
-short waisted
-horse voiced
-very troll-ish
-uttering ridiculous and childish foodisms she's trademarked
-has a piss poor excuse of a cooking show where melted bagged shredded cheese smothering a heaping pile of bbq potato chips (don't forget the side of ranch for dipping!) is a gourmet meal
-wears hideous clothing and jewelry
-those fhm pics are so obviously airbrushed to pretty her up
-i believe her husband cheated on her, which means she sucks (not literally, or at least not well) in bed

-i believe her husband cheated on her, which means she sucks (not literally, or at least not well) in bed

That's just stupid. Just because he cheated on her doesn't automatically mean it's her fault. I mean, he married her, didn't he?

I'm over weed.

Not I, said the Si.

i find her so annoying!

MUTE BUTTON.

mute button or not, she still exists, and is therefore still supremely fucking irritating.

YUMMO!

she is annoying, but the kind of annoying that i can easily ignore. like, i just don't watch her show and then she's not annoying to me anymore. i don't sit around thinking about how much she sucks.

Yeah, ditto. Giada makes some really good food, but she's annoying too. Something about the way she speaks.

but Rachel Ray has that BOOTY. and those itty bitty torpedo titties. dayum. my favorite part of the show is when she's gathering up her stuff.

though, it could just be like that time i went without sex with a man for three months and was suddenly getting wet for david schwimmer on friends.

Yech!