PS: If you're ever on a first date with a girl who's extremely nervous it's not because she's afraid you're going to make a move on her, it's because she's afraid you're NOT going to make a move.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Did she look behind the sofa ?
CT: Why would we go to a curry house if we're indian?
But surely then we would go somewhere we could eat something we can't make ourselves.
That's the silliest argument ever. Who said you went somewhere, maybe you were just away from home and hungry for curry.
Wendy is his bit of totty