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Current Thoughts(Read 768662 times)
Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1800 on: July 23, 2009, 09:09:38 AM
No, but if your buddy has a foreskin you can just dock.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1801 on: July 23, 2009, 09:10:20 AM
i bet brook has pulled guys' hair before.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1802 on: July 23, 2009, 09:11:33 AM
No, but if your buddy has a foreskin you can just dock.

Well I got one so we there are ports open for docking on the mothership.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1803 on: July 23, 2009, 09:21:25 AM
Every guy I've been with likes a little bit of hair pulling. Not much, just a little



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1804 on: July 23, 2009, 09:34:19 AM
Eww! You do it with homos!
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1805 on: July 23, 2009, 11:51:11 AM
i like it when they fuck me, then give me fashion advice



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1806 on: July 23, 2009, 01:21:31 PM
I might punch someone for pulling my hair.  That is UNACCEPTABLE.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1807 on: July 23, 2009, 02:03:43 PM
good thing i like red heads and violent sex



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1808 on: July 23, 2009, 10:16:32 PM
Burnt out yeah. Changed the locks on my rental today, can't wait for the wife to find out she is locked out.

Might be a while.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1809 on: July 23, 2009, 10:23:29 PM
good thing i like red heads and violent sex

Too bad you have a big, thick, hairy penis.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1810 on: July 23, 2009, 10:35:06 PM
i bet brook has pulled guys' hair before.
I would let Brook pull my ball hairs.


One by one.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1811 on: July 23, 2009, 11:53:25 PM
I'm here now... Why, I have no fucking clue... but I'm here...
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1812 on: July 24, 2009, 12:16:46 AM
I might donkey punch someone for pulling my hair.  That is UNACCEPTABLE.

Fixed



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1813 on: July 24, 2009, 12:17:15 AM
Hey Dan, how goes?



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1814 on: July 24, 2009, 12:27:53 AM
I might donkey punch someone for pulling my hair.  That is UNACCEPTABLE.

Fixed

That sort of threat might result in preemptive murder by certain parties here.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1815 on: July 24, 2009, 12:42:21 AM
Yeah, but it'd be a fitting punishment for the unspeakable crime of hair pulling of a male during sex...
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1816 on: July 24, 2009, 01:03:19 AM
I shaved my head. There will be no hair pulling.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1817 on: July 24, 2009, 02:24:08 AM
The only kind of hair-pulling I can see being open to having done to me is if I'm going down on her and she's grabbing my head/hair cuz it feels so good and she feels the need to hang onto something. My hair's usually way too short to be pulled anyway, although I think if it were pulled during a non-oral, regular-sex session, I might have to go into way-more-dom-mode and put a stop to that shit onetime.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1818 on: July 24, 2009, 10:16:26 AM
Boy did I laugh a little when I was asked to pull hair last night!

and zooms, you would know about my big cock, I did slap you in the face with it




Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1819 on: July 24, 2009, 10:35:15 AM
Boy did I laugh a little when I was asked to pull hair last night!

and zooms, you would know about my big cock, I did slap you in the face with it



My (long gone) anal virginity can vouch for the sheer girth.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1820 on: July 24, 2009, 11:24:41 AM
tht was the first time I ever used marmalade as anal lube



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1821 on: July 24, 2009, 11:40:41 AM
CT: I get to go on the radio again... Apparently I need to talk about something. Dayum.



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1822 on: July 24, 2009, 08:54:40 PM
Actually is was more of a clubbing...

tht was the first time I ever used marmalade as anal lube

What...kind... of marmalade?

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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1823 on: July 25, 2009, 01:15:41 AM
i bet brook has pulled guys' hair before.
I would let Brook pull my ball hairs.


One by one.
~
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1824 on: July 26, 2009, 03:59:26 AM
Can't think...

Been abducted by a Mod...

This music is BETTER than

well,

even better than DRUGS...
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1825 on: July 26, 2009, 04:05:02 AM
Mang, i never thought i'd EVER say THAT...
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1826 on: July 26, 2009, 04:46:58 AM



Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1827 on: July 26, 2009, 06:53:48 AM
« Last Edit: July 26, 2009, 06:58:46 AM by fyrenza »
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1828 on: July 26, 2009, 02:43:33 PM
I think you just became Danzig's friend.

And Sasha, that shit's hilarious. Although that one line should read, "the cookies that i have eat for thee" instead.
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Re: Current Thoughts Reply #1829 on: July 26, 2009, 03:54:57 PM
hahaha +1 for sasha, +2 for Si for catching that grammar