CT: Yeah bitches, I got a dehumidifier all up in the place now.  Fuckin awesome.

We call that an air conditioner, during the summer at least.
But I on the other hand rely on a huge humidifier called a swamp cooler.
Not much use back east but out here they work pretty well.

CT: Today is a jewish fast day.

I know that because the guy I'm reporting to at work had to leave early as he was fasting and I had nothing to do for the last hour. Fun...

CT: Today is a jewish fast day.

I know that because the guy I'm reporting to at work had to leave early as he was fasting and I had nothing to do for the last hour. Fun...

Does "Hurrying FAST to get OUT of here!" count?

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Nah, he only left one hour earlier.

The problem is I don't have much work of my own to be doing, I only ever have one thing to do at a time and everyone else is absolutely rushed with jobs they need to do so once my work comes to a halt there's nothing else I can do/help with and no one to help me.

CT: what the fuck is going on?

I was sitting here, eating the last bit of homemade Rice Krispies cookies out of a bag. I tilted my head back and held up the bag to dump the crumbs in my mouth...

They all fell out into my eyes and nose area...

I thought to myself, "Is that what it feels like to take a crunchy load in the face?"

Written other words to that song, haven't you?

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"So i keep it low,

keep a secret code,

so everybody else don't have to know"

Song title?

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WTF are you talking about?  And yes I'm a poet.  Haven't written for several months though.  I need inspiration and I don't get a lot of it most of the time.

CT: Yeah bitches, I got a dehumidifier all up in the place now.  Fuckin awesome.

We call that an air conditioner, during the summer at least.
But I on the other hand rely on a huge humidifier called a swamp cooler.
Not much use back east but out here they work pretty well.

I live in a basement, I don't need an AC.

Bob Seger is great.

And fuck any of you who dont agree in the ass with Shane Diesel's dick.

AT least the font got smaller.

Bob Seger is great.

One of my favorite lines is "That guy has more comebacks than Bob Seger". So now I'm coming to Jax to see Dave's Sailboat.

Kanye West ~ Love Lockdown

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i need to hit the packy...  SOON!  lol

I watched a wrestling program on cable for the first time in about five years... That's a whole new level of stupid.

CT-  Going out tonight, but I must get my disco nap in first!

CT: Skipped hipster dance night, drank at the neighborhood bar, probably had more fun.

CT: For about the next week I'm gonna be tweaking so I'll either be posting mad crazily here or not at all.

CT :  If you give a 'cool' name its cool.

I LOVE THIS PICTURE

She looks like my old sister-in-law, Lila ....

Bob Seger is great.

One of my favorite lines is "That guy has more comebacks than Bob Seger". So now I'm coming to Jax to see Dave's Sailboat.

I'm sorry, I don't have a sailboat, I have a 19ft speedboat, however, I still need help with it ...
I apologize for the confusion ....


EDIT: Why didn't my original text show up?

I think it was:

Uhm, it's not a sailboat, sorry if I didn't state that; it's a 19ft speedboat ...
I still need help with it ...

Nice ...

Outta here

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Merged

Saturday night at home. woohoo.

CT: Walkin' to the pharmacy now

The Pixies : Where Is My Mind (1988)

I LOVE THIS PICTURE

Me too.

Hello, little girl, you're a fucking faggot you brainwashed piece of shit. Go get raped.