She looks like she would lick a slit or two, "experimentally/IE at cheer camp", of course ....

She looks like my old sister-in-law, Lila ....

Bob Seger is great.

One of my favorite lines is "That guy has more comebacks than Bob Seger". So now I'm coming to Jax to see Dave's Sailboat.

I'm sorry, I don't have a sailboat, I have a 19ft speedboat, however, I still need help with it ...
I apologize for the confusion ....


EDIT: Why didn't my original text show up?

I think it was:

Uhm, it's not a sailboat, sorry if I didn't state that; it's a 19ft speedboat ...
I still need help with it ...

MallRats - There Is No Easter Bunny

A schooner is a sail boat.

I love playing obnoxiously loud music and having people call in and complain about it. I love my radio show!

A Big 10-4 AND a Check on the Packy, Good Buddy.

Now.

i may be high as a kite ~ yet and still, i need to hit my contact ~ SOON!

A schooner is a sail boat.

No, a schooner is a 400ml glass of beer in New South Wales & Queensland.

I love playing obnoxiously loud music and having people call in and complain about it. I love my radio show!

or
No kidding.  Do they not recognize your voice, and/or that they are speaking with

YOU,

the very object of their disgruntlement?

Humanity is TRULY, amazingly stoopid...

Unfortunately, lots of times, i'm living proof of that statement.

I love Bayeux humor.

A schooner is a sail boat.

No, a schooner is a 400ml glass of beer in New South Wales & Queensland.

NO

A schooner (pronounced /?sku?n?r/) is a type of sailing vessel characterized by the use of fore-and-aft sails on two or more masts with the forward mast being shorter or the same height as the rear masts. Schooners were first used by the Dutch in the 16th or 17th century, and further developed in North America from the early 18th century onwards.

I love Bayeux humor.

If you're speakin' Loose-E-Anal Cajun,

that would be spelled:  Bayou.


Yeah.  Being cheesy isn't as easy as i might make it look!

Loose-E-Anal. Hawt.

I LOVE THIS PICTURE

Me too.

Hello, little girl, you're a fucking faggot you brainwashed piece of shit. Go get raped.

I watched Jesus camp again earlier tonight.  I wish there was a follow-up with all of the kids later because I want to bet on who is gay, turns out to be a slut, fathers/mothers a child out of wedlock in their early teens, etc. 

I love Bayeux humor.

If you're speakin' Loose-E-Anal Cajun,

that would be spelled:  Bayou.


Yeah.  Being cheesy isn't as easy as i might make it look!

Re: What You Guys Think

I saw that movie, it was fantastic.  It makes you believe that if you believe something is true, then it's not a lie.  Also, you can make money doing anything if you are a good enough salesman.

A schooner is a sail boat.

No, a schooner is a 400ml glass of beer in New South Wales & Queensland.

NO

A schooner (pronounced /?sku?n?r/) is a type of sailing vessel characterized by the use of fore-and-aft sails on two or more masts with the forward mast being shorter or the same height as the rear masts. Schooners were first used by the Dutch in the 16th or 17th century, and further developed in North America from the early 18th century onwards.

Bwaahahahahahahaha...

No, a schooner is a 400ml glass of beer in New South Wales & Queensland.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry Sasha, but it is true.

A schooner is also a large draught beer in most places along the Chesapeake. A double masted sailing vessel is called a Cutter or a Ketch.

I told you guys Texans talk funny...

Woah.....weed and speed mixed is fucking weird....

You're just jealous.... or something.

aka: Werp Speed

CT-  Watched a documentary on the life of Sartre just now at work.  He stabbed himself in the hand to prove that is wouldn't mean anything. That is metal!

I watched Jesus camp again earlier tonight.  I wish there was a follow-up with all of the kids later because I want to bet on who is gay, turns out to be a slut, fathers/mothers a child out of wedlock in their early teens, etc. 

The answer is "yes" all across the board ...

CT: Dave, you're not coming to Japan right? I mean, answer the question already because I'm booking hotels next week. Tks

CT-  Watched a documentary on the life of Sartre just now at work.  He stabbed himself in the hand to prove that is wouldn't mean anything. That is metal!

Shit.  What's-His-Face cut his flippin' EAR OFF.




yes, i know the artist's name, but it's just somehow funnier to me, right now, to call him What's-His-Face, ESPECIALLY since he cut part of it OFF.

THAT, my  friend, is "metal."

Vincent Van Gogh.

Vincent Van Gogh.

"Ah, yes," she says, in her best W.C.Fields impersonation.  "i knew him well."

Well,

sweet dreamers! and see you, later daze!

CT: Dave, you're not coming to Japan right? I mean, answer the question already because I'm booking hotels next week. Tks

You're booking hotels?  For everyone?  I don't have hotel cash until the end of August, because I just spent all of my money on moving.