Where is the E-gun so I can shoot you all in your iHeads?

And if not, she might enjoy the punt. So might you, even.

I never punt... I will run it right up the gut and down her throat.

Sounds like a Madden-type-tactic!

And if not, she might enjoy the punt. So might you, even.

I never punt... I will run it right up the gut and down her throat.

Sounds like a Madden-type-tactic!

It's the only way my Lions make it to the Super Bowl EVERY season... in Madden.

I hereby change the joke of "in bed" officially to "in Madden". 

And if not, she might enjoy the punt. So might you, even.

I never punt... I will run it right up the gut and down her throat.

Sounds like a Madden-type-tactic!

It's the only way my Lions make it to the Super Bowl win a single game EVERY ANY season... in Madden.

Fixed.

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BTW, for what it's worth, I was rooting for them to sneak in a win somewhere once they got to about 0-10 last season.

And if not, she might enjoy the punt. So might you, even.

I never punt... I will run it right up the gut and down her throat.

Sounds like a Madden-type-tactic!

It's the only way my Lions make it to the Super Bowl win a single game EVERY ANY season... in Madden.

Fixed.

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BTW, for what it's worth, I was rooting for them to sneak in a win somewhere once they got to about 0-10 last season.

Tou-fucking-che'.

I was watching Drew Brees just pick us apart.... The man is a beast of a quarterback... Tomorrow, it's damned Minnesota. 0-2, here we come!

Brees is the man.

And 0-2 seems likely. You know what else seems likely? My demise tomorrow in FF. I have to pick which QB to start: the one playing Pitt's fucking defense, or the one playing the Ravens.

Since Polamalu is out....

That's my thinking so far, but fuck, there's not really a good option there at all.

Ray the Knife is still in for Baltimore but Polamalu is the heart and soul of that defense.

CT-  Back to calculus.... I wish I had a tutor just sitting next to me sometimes.




CNT-  Oh man!  I wish I would've seen this person getting tased at work!  I would've paid for it with Bagman's left nut!

I was okay until punting was mentioned.
Then confused.
Then remembered Americans fail with sport names and call rugby football.

ct: go pats! trying to get tickets but they're fucking expensive.

The Pats are sucking right now.

Go LIONS! I really thought that the Vikings would be up by a few scores, but we are actually holding on to a 10-0 lead at the half.

EDIT: DAMMIT! Viks score with a 1:00 left in the half.... goddamnit

The Pats are sucking right now.

i ain't no fairweather fan. go pats! tom brady can't lead the team properly any time after he knocks a bitch up. if these whores would stop putting out for him, maybe he could unite his team better.

i walked by tom brady's house in boston's back bay the other night. it's pretty amazing.

I just came from a Jaguars/Cardinals game here in Jax ...
I left at the beginning of the 4th when the score was 34/10 - Cardinals ...

CT-  I'm seriously scared for the first time in my life.  Vomit in the mouth scared.  There was a call from a woman at 8:30pm saying that her brother was going to come up here, with a gun, to bust out his wife.  That means that he will be here ANY MINUTE.  I hope he chickened out and doesn't show up.  I put the building in lockdown mode put it's still like scary as shit.  You could shoot through the glass doors.  Everything is glass here!

People in glass houses shouldn't use them to store dysfunctional minds.

PS- Didn't you just remember you left your oven on?

I work all by myself, it's the night shift! I'm literally shaking in my boots.

CT:

 Finished or at least as finished I care for it to be:




 Unfortunately, because of the crappy lighting in here, you can't see anything I did with brush strokes or use of different varnishes.

 Next for Sasha's, which I spent last night fiddling with colors for.

Did you call the police?

Nice piece, shame about the file size.

Did you call the police?

The police have been notified.  They won't come unless he shows up though.  They said it could have just been meaningless threats.  Every time the phone rings I get nervous.  Also, there is only ONE security guard on duty for the whole facility at night and I feel like I could take him down.

Maybe you should. Use his body as a decoy. You can blame it on the caller later.

ct: i hate french on a monday morning.

Nice looking work, Balor; I can appreciate it's intricate simplicity ...
Thank for sharing the process with us (in part) ...

I can't wait for my Balor painting!  I will let you all take turns having sex with it for a dollar a pop.

Threatening to pull his dick out at every photo op that our promotions girl had "planned" and I'm not doing the prank or his reaction justice here. He's STILL pissed about, and it was over seven hours ago.

So, this is something you and your partner share, as some kind of hobby?

Uh yea.  Football is gay and boring and for posers.

Cowboys lost last night, to a shitty FG.

CT-  Back to calculus.... I wish I had a tutor just sitting next to me sometimes.

I sleep through the night, you sleep through the day.  Otherwise, we could study together!