CT: I am at the Nephrology Department waiting to hear about my lab work. If the last numbers are confirmed, they will schedule me for the fistula surgery. If my score is lower by a point, they will likely schedule me for the fistula given the rapid decline of my renal function over the past six years. On the positive side, the blood tech was new and asked me if I brought her a big juicy vein to stick. I told her I had big veins all over. She replied, "Big all over, eh? I think I am going to like doing you." She winked at me and told me to whip them out. She is a Doll. Dirty minded and easy to get along with. I like that in my healthcare technicians.