And to answer your next question, he had no shot.

But I sure had a shot with Patira. Unfortunately she was just too damn young for me, though she was a really cool person and one I considered a real friend. Her and Lauren wound up at the same university in Oregon I think. I've lost track of her too, last time I tried to emailed her I got a response from her mother telling me to fuck off.

go, mom!

Hahahahaha!

go, mom!

Hehehehe

of course the reality is that there is no Patira. Only mom.

I think the photo she sent me and all those late night IM's she cornered me into to bitch about her parents and their divorce refutes that idea.

But I'm a dumbass so who knows.

Her real name is Alia btw.

what business did you have internet chatting late at night to some much younger girl who lived with her folks? if I were your wife that shit would not fly at all. that stuff screams 'creeper husband'.

Nice work. It only took you 10 years to work out why Ian, Dave and Aaron post here EVERY FUCKING DAY.

what business did you have internet chatting late at night to some much younger girl who lived with her folks? if I were your wife that shit would not fly at all. that stuff screams 'creeper husband'.

Bite me dumbass.

She needed a friend at that time and she chose me.

Fuck you, and btw, I loved airbrushing out your bikini and inventing a nice looking ass on your body.

Her ass was just fine. You should be looking at Sasha, her ass screams tween.

Tru, I thought you said you loved your wife.


Ct: today was a good day.

Can someone photoshop both Danzig and Tru into this picture? thanks!

current thought: tru's wife should be the one tying him up naked in a room full of strange men and let them have their way with him and his holes while she watches.

Ee-e-e-um-um-a-weh Wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh, wemoweh

Nice work. It only took you 10 years to work out why Ian, Dave and Aaron post here EVERY FUCKING DAY.

Yeah, but in fairness, we're stalking each other.

Wrong. I'm stalking Chad.

We're all Fred, and we're all stalking Fred ...

My fav Fred.

Ok, I can see that ...

Is her name "Trout"?

Cuz she looks very bony.

I don't mind he looking a little like one ...
... as long as she doesn't smell like one

CT: how come every time I want to de-chub by working out, something stops me, like a notice of audition? I have until April 26 to learn a bunch of shit Ive been putting off. FML Get this chubby girl some cake! I want to cry in it then eat it for extra calories

Yeah, life's fucked that way ...

just pulled most of the excerpts - not too terrible. I can tear through a few in a day. There are a few, however... holy shit.

So don't put anything off next time. If you'd done it before you would be able to still dechub and not worry so much.

Ct: I'm hungry.

Wow! I never thought that procrastination was the root of my problem! Thank you for saving my life! Please, let me know where I can sign up for your newsletter so I can gain more of your eye-opening insight!

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More than a week of this... I'm run outa buckets and bins 4 days ago.

http://www.bom.gov.au/hydro/flood/qld/

Fix the feckin' roof, duh.