One night, in the Year of Our Lord 20XX, I fell to slumber on the Geek's couch, and when I awoke, there were rubies and diamonds in my beard, and a purple horseshoe around my cock.
CT: nice rainy day here, plus some kickass thunder. Whenever the weather here is un-Caribbean seeming and it makes me happy, it makes me wonder even more why I still live here.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
No, breakfast is a anal sex on coke.
because change is scary?I picked up a MacBook Air today. I normally don't go in for buying new tech but this machine is sexy.