Damn. I'd have settled for my tongue in her ass...

I'm not gonna count that ...

but! he touched my bewb. That's got to count for something.

No, hell, I could do that ...

Wait, was it clothed?

Clothing never stopped me before.

Wait, was it clothed?

no.

I thought X referred to Christ anyway in Greek, or something, and that's where the labarum (the X and P thing, some greek thing, that supposedly Constantine saw) came from. So XMas is actually an acceptable way of refering to Christmas - or so I seem to remember. I might be wrong, though, since I don't practice any religion anymore. However, if I'm right, feel free to use that against anyone you'd like.

I always thought it was some lame sideways cross. Or perhaps it was the Old English "criss" from "crisscrossed" (originally from the term "Christ's cross"). I've seen Christians refer to themselves as Xtians.

Jesus never existed, it's Ashton Kutcher's best punkd, ever.

Kutcher even fooled the pagan Roman historians then? I doubt it. Chist (or Xt?) was a man just the same as you or I or David Koresh was.

Kyle won't post on here because of Nick.  Last time it was because of Luke and now it's because of Nick.

I know I'm repeating myself here, but I think BM was just looking for an excuse to stop posting. No way anybody could be that thin-skinned. I think he's just busy creating new sexual adventures to turn our stomachs and make us shake our heads in sad bemusement.

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is that baggys new gal?

They've finally done it... they spliced Heather Langenkamp and a chipmunk...

I thought it was still his most recent girl...

Right ...

awwwwwwwwwww, she's adorable. but someone should help her shape those eyebrows.

with an axe? or a straight razor?

There's nothing wrong with that girl, and you guys are sure one lot to talk shit.

Genuine smiles, genuine happiness, nothing wrong with that at all.

I thought thats what this site was all about, posting bullshit...

Did I miss a memo or something?

She reminds me of the younger version of a poster from here.

I thought it was still his most recent girl...

Yeah, Baggie finally grew up and became a man; at 28!

I wonder if he's tried rockin' the cornhole yet ...
... I'll have to text/call him and find out

not while stroking it or anything, right?

... 'course not

... 'course not

IT IS NOT ALLOWED

genuine happiness

Yeah... get back to us when you figure that one out...

genuine happiness

Yeah... get back to us when you figure that one out...

I don't know about genuine happiness, but I can suck anyone down into a depressing gloom.

Yeah but we keep good booze around to bounce everyone back.

I'm actually surprised at how cute baggies gal is. Does she have a penis by chance?

She doesn't look Brazilian...

I think she's pretty cute too.  This should give Chad some hope if he starts looking for girls off of craigslist.

I'm actually surprised at how cute baggies gal is. Does she have a penis by chance?

fixed that for ya

I think she's pretty cute too.  This should give Chad some hope if he starts looking for girls off of craigslist.

I'm not that desperate... yet.

I think she's pretty cute too.  This should give Chad some hope if he starts looking for girls off of craigslist.

Whoa! is that how baggie met his gal?