I've always wanted a sail boat.
I want to sail around so I can feed ice cream to sharks in an attempt to cheer them up. I know your thinking "Sharks only eat other fish, dumbass".
Sure, if that's all they have..
Sharks are rather cranky. Male sharks have a pair of intromittent organs called "claspers" (analogous to a mammalian penis). That's why they're cranky. Two penises and no hands..
But I don't do happy endings, so they'll have to settle for the ice cream.