Yes, you with firearms is the making of a legend.

Sailing is awesome. I spent half my childhood sailing Sunfish and Lasers and Hobies, did courses at the Yacht Club here, etc.

An Epic Legend!

A Laser is the only single hull that stands a chance in my class. Hobiecats, on the other hand, can turn circles around me hiked out. I want one. But the only baskets I can find need sails and trampoline and that stuff is way too pricey.

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We have two Mutineers, ready when you are.

*cue song*
"Trust the Gorton's fishermen, from Gorton's of Glouster!"

Gloucester, even?

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick, that would be convenient ...

wait, does this make you my dad?

My father has some pretty rad Vietnam stories.

i used to do some sailing!  sunfish and some bigger boats - 40 foot.

i refer to rain coats as "foul weather gear"

I refer to women as "bad luck at sea".

I've had women in my boat exactly three times. Almost capsized in a freak gust the first time, total loss of wind on the wrong side of the Potomac the second and no blowjob the third.

I'd say this certifies your assertion.

where there's drunken sailors, there i shall be!

zoomie, you're in luck!

I would like to go fishing and catch a fish stick, that would be convenient ...

Do you like fishsticks?  Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth?

Than you must be a gay fish!!!!  Bwa ha ha ha!!!

*hides from Kanye*

My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, and I said no.

But I wanted a regular banana later, so I said yeah.

not that old. the day before i cut my hair.

I'd shop there.

Too young, too inexperienced, too lesbian.

But very very cute.

She sounds bi-curious.

I'm not inexperienced, and I'm not a lesbian. I just prefer women more than men.

You're 20. I prefer my women to have more years of sex than you have of living. No offense.

Sorry about the lesbian thing.

She sounds bi-curious.

http://www.hulu.com/embed/3VTT6IlEw0Ju7YqrEGJDzw

Nice!

I'm not inexperienced, and I'm not a lesbian. I just prefer women more than men.

Lezbo

There's a cure for that. Haven't you seen Chasing Amy?

Ben Affleck is the cure? Bwahahaha he turned Alissa back to the clam.

Tribadist.