I was genetically engineered.  

very obscure

That sucks you were the victim of a fire as a child but you shouldn't post your picture on the internet to a bunch of strangers (for comments, nonetheless) if you weren't ready to accept the positive OR negative comments you might receive.

Also, how can anyone know you were in a fire?
for someone who smokes so much weed, you get pretty butthurt easily.

Quit being so butthurt.

damn, geek, why are YOU getting butthurt over the new girls?
you know if you didn't have a brooklyn boyfriend, that we'd still be all over your onion.

That sucks you were the victim of a fire as a child but you shouldn't post your picture on the internet to a bunch of strangers (for comments, nonetheless) if you weren't ready to accept the positive OR negative comments you might receive.

Also, how can anyone know you were in a fire?
for someone who smokes so much weed, you get pretty butthurt easily.

that is all correct...

my response was pre morning coffee and joint, I did get rather bent out of shape about it...

 

That morning joint is the shit, huh?

eitje where are your pics, hmmmmmm?

Eitje is actually a ghost and can't be seen with the human eye.

Boxed wine gave me the worst hangover of my life.  Oh how I hate it.

Eitje is actually a ghost and can't be seen with the human eye.

Cool.
Maybe he could draw a reasonable facsimile in MSpaint

Pictures in MSPaint always turn into crude drawings of genetalia.  I'm pretty sure it's a feature of the program, because I've never been able to draw anything else.

Nothing wrong with crudely drawn genitalia.

Especially drawn with hot butter ...

Better than jizz and blood.

You forgot his beard.

he shaved not too long ago.

*cry*

Oh.

I havent seen him in nearly 2 years.

But it's not a pic of his ass and/or toes ...

Eitje is actually a ghost and can't be seen with the human eye.

<3

But it's not a pic of his ass and/or toes ...

Yeah Zoomie I figured you would put more detail on the feet.  Not just the hands with the creepy butt picking pinkie.

eitje where are your pics, hmmmmmm?

There are some in this thread!
I see one on page 19, and more on page 9.

Page lengths were apparently adjusted at some point, from 25 to 50.
So, here are some direct links.

he shaved not too long ago.

*cry*

Don't cry!  It's grown back!

I havent seen him in nearly 2 years.

Well, this year, you'll see enough of me to hold you over for ANOTHER two years!!!

But it's not a pic of his ass and/or toes ...

Yeah Zoomie I figured you would put more detail on the feet.  Not just the hands with the creepy butt picking pinkie.

Shave your feet and we'll talk. Mello has the only toe hair I like.

Shave your feet and we'll talk. Mello has the only toe hair I like.

I don't have hair on my feet.  I do have another bruised toe from breaking it again.  My mother should've bound my feet when I was a child.

I don't have hair on my feet.  I do have another bruised toe from breaking it again.  My "grunter" should've bound my feet when I was a child.

I have no point of reference.

I don't have hair on my feet.  I do have another bruised toe from breaking it again.  My "grunter" should've bound my feet when I was a child.

I have no point of reference.

What the hell? 

You've gotten enough pictures from me for a while.  Ya sneaky bastid.

I wasn't asking for any, I was stating a fact.

This was taken at my house after I had given Brook my famous benzodiazepine cocktail.