How'd you talk those 3 girls in the Aussie flag bikinis to travel to Texas?

Why not?

Why go to Australia when the best parts of Australia will come to me?

How do you get kangaroos delivered to your home?

More importantly, how do you get them to FUCK you without killing you?

Why not?

Why go to Australia when the best parts of Australia will come to me?

How do you get kangaroos delivered to your home?

Oh that's easy, on foam trays wrapped in cling film.

More importantly, how do you get them to FUCK you without killing you?

GHB, my friend, GHB.

The "wonder drug" ...

How do you get kangaroos delivered to your home?

In a pouch!

Tyvek?

Why not?

Why go to Australia when the best parts of Australia will come to me?

How do you get kangaroos delivered to your home?

Oh that's easy, on foam trays wrapped in cling film.

ahahahahaha.

Do you stuff 'em in the pouches first?

roo meat, yum

Photo of my ugly mug.

That's not ugly, it's just excessive.

I'll show you excessive.  You better have lots of absorbent ShamWows on hand if I ever get to you.

You're gonna love my nuts...

Note to self: Don't forget to hide your valuables when Ian comes to your house.

And don't forget to hide your hot female friends if I come over.  Unless you feel like spending some quality time with the police telling them your side of the story.

Note to self: Don't forget to hide your valuables when Ian comes to your house.

Why would I want to grab your nuts?

I'll show you excessive.  You better have lots of absorbent ShamWows on hand if I ever get to you.

I LOL'ed... shame on me.

Tricky: His shame will be all over you. That's what the sham wows are for.

Mosh: Don't try to bamboozle me. Flight of the Conchords has educated me as to what you Aussies are really like. I don't hold it against you though, it's not your fault criminality is encoded in your DNA.

I'll show you excessive.  You better have lots of absorbent ShamWows on hand if I ever get to you.

You're gonna love my nuts...

I'm confused...will I be getting beaten up or jizzed on?

Both ftw

Donkey Punch?

I'm confused...will I be getting beaten up or jizzed on?

*sigh* You have so much to learn, daisymae.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=314.msg13051#msg13051

Mosh: Don't try to bamboozle me. Flight of the Conchords has educated me as to what you Aussies are really like. I don't hold it against you though, it's not your fault criminality is encoded in your DNA.

It's tru... 'cept I'm officially a Limey.

That's probably worse.

I'm confused...will I be getting beaten up or jizzed on?

Take a guess: http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=289.msg10917#msg10917

I'm confused...will I be getting beaten up or jizzed on?

Both ftw

at the same time, but by different people.
like Doormouse said in the other thread, you should try everything at least once.

Tricky: His shame will be all over you. That's what the sham wows are for.

Mosh: Don't try to bamboozle me. Flight of the Conchords has educated me as to what you Aussies are really like. I don't hold it against you though, it's not your fault criminality is encoded in your DNA.

Flight Of The Conchords is about as funny as a glass of Kool Aid.

I'm confused...will I be getting beaten up or jizzed on?

*sigh* You have so much to learn, daisymae.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=314.msg13051#msg13051

Yes, but I also read something around here about jizzmop.com...

The jizzing happens during the raping, which happens during and after the beating up and killing.

I have read that a lot of serial killers jizz while killing.