I'll just start spelling things out for you n00bs who seem to be so on point:   I think you're a hottie so you will get splattered with my huge load whether you like it or not, and ShamWows will come in handy when cleaning said Zigscum off of your pretty little face.

Clear enough?

With the amount of durgs in your system, you will miss, jizz in their hair, then get the shit beaten out of you.

I'll just start spelling things out for you n00bs who seem to be so on point:   I think you're a hottie so you will get splattered with my huge load whether you like it or not, and ShamWows will come in handy when cleaning said Zigscum off of your pretty little face.

Clear enough?

Crystal.

I was just referring to Vince beating up his hooker.

That's cool, I just wanted to type out what I actually wanted to do to you cuz it kinda turns me on.

/creepy

/creepy

That means you're going to stop being creepy.
Is that possible?

I was just referring to Vince beating up his hooker.

I got your joke, Canada Mom.

/creepy

That means you're going to stop being creepy.
Is that possible?

Yes, I can turn it off at will unlike some posters here that begin with B and end with agman.

I got your joke, Canada Mom.

So I'm not retarded?


*waits for it*

Although the neckbeard is coming in nicely, I think it's time for a little manscaping.

I'd jizz allover your eyeballs, right after killing you.

I'd jizz allover your eyeballs, right after killing you.

Hawt.  I wanna watch that.

Me too.

You can't really watch it when your eyes are covered in semen AND your dead on top of that.

Crap. That's fucking bullshit!

Crap. That's fucking bullshit!

Maybe you'll have an OOBE?

That might just be crazy enough to work.

Mosh: Don't try to bamboozle me. Flight of the Conchords has educated me as to what you Aussies are really like. I don't hold it against you though, it's not your fault criminality is encoded in your DNA.

It's tru... 'cept I'm officially a Limey.

That's probably worse.

Shit, that's right. I forgot about that.

Note to MJ: my bad, you actually won that argument. He's not a real Aussie after all.

With the amount of durgs in your system, you will miss, jizz in their hair, then get the shit beaten out of you.

I clicked on the last page of this thread, started reading, got to this post and realized I must have missed some of the posts on the previous page, went back to that one trying to figure out wtf "durgs" were, and then only finally realized it was a typo when I came back to the most recent page. True story.

He's not a limey either. He's a bogtrotter.

With the amount of durgs in your system, you will miss, jizz in their hair, then get the shit beaten out of you.

I clicked on the last page of this thread, started reading, got to this post and realized I must have missed some of the posts on the previous page, went back to that one trying to figure out wtf "durgs" were, and then only finally realized it was a typo when I came back to the most recent page. True story.

hahahaha durgs ftw

in soviet russia, durgs do YOU!

nice goatee. Do you get butter in it when you eat corn on the cob?

nice goatee. Do you get butter in it when you eat corn on the cob?

Ewww. Let's keep your sexual fantasies to yourself Christine.

I want to lick rancid butter from your goatee

aren't FOTC from new zealand?

Sexual fantasies aside, I can vouch for the fact that having a goatee encourages one to pay good attention to the general cleanliness of one's face.

Also, mirrors are very helpful for blowing noses. And that's not even a drug pun!

I'm confused...will I be getting beaten up or jizzed on?

*sigh* You have so much to learn, daisymae.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=314.msg13051#msg13051

Yes, but I also read something around here about jizzmop.com...

Apparently we have our first "volunteer model" for the site ...
What shall her first "scene" be?

Si is right. Katie is right. I don't want to think about what Mello really wants to see on my beard. No redwings for me.

Arrrgh! They call him Redbeard the Period Pirate...

Here's a pic of me enjoying my favorite past-time ...



Thanks for the lovely night, Zoomie ...