attn mosh: the dark-haired girl on the left is just the chubby friend i had in mind for you. big tits. the one who can't find a boyfriend so she will go home with almost anyone. but she tends to fall in love after that first night, so you have to have a quick exit plan. she's a real stage-5 clinger.
2nd from left: spare tire hidden by sweatshirt. huge tits. recently engaged, and boy when she's not sucking in that belly, watch out.
3rd from left: yoga instructor at my gym, was in my class in h.s. stoner. huge tits. not ugly when she tries. dresses frumpy lately (as shown here) as she is fresh out of a long-term relationship with a great guy. she hasn't come out of the closet yet, although we are all eagerly awaiting this so-called revelation. she touched my boobs and vagina area over my clothes once a few years ago when we were dancing together at a club. she also likes to kiss female friends on the lips when greeting or saying goodbye.
blonde on far right: great girl. huge tits. stoner. also a trainer at my gym. her muffin top is becoming more pronounced since she came to the realization that her surfer boyfriend would rather ogle his surf buddies than her.
interesting that as a smaller-breasted gal all my pals have ginormous boobs. then again, they all also have this cape cod winter sweater/sweatshirt/frump thing happening and only show off their impressive mammaries on the beach.
i'm constantly disgusted by the number of people who either let themselves go, or do not seem to mind their impending fatness enough to eat better, work out more, and take care of their bodies the way they should in order to have a better chance to live a long and healthy life. not to mention my eyeballs burn at the sight of obesity.