YOU WEAR A KILT?

sorry, drinking.

wait, what's the other fake rivalry?

YOU WEAR A KILT?

sorry, drinking.

OK you get TWO Captain Obvious big ups for that post...

plbtplbtplbtplbt. <----- raspberry.

hip - why are you so obsessed with other people's weight? Not an attack, just a question.

it really seems to piss some people off. i like that.

that's always a good reason.

I have two houses to re-roof and re-side. If there's anything left of me after that we'll talk.

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use yourself as building material... but I'm not the professional.

I have two houses to re-roof and re-side. If there's anything left of me after that we'll talk.

I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to use yourself as building material... but I'm not the professional.

you got a smirk.  that's worth a het point.

Not from a professional builder it ain't.

I'm leaning on 50 and it's been 90F+ in NoVA. I'm wasting away. That's what I meant.

that's kinda hot. not in the punny way.

You know you don't like skinny boys...

i really don't. buff or chubby.

Um yeah, this is where I make a joke about buffing my chubby. Just not in the mood.

i really don't. buff or chubby.

Aright!
I'm in.

In this one you look like a hot mommy, with polio.

Tru! Wow, it's good to put a face to a name. And to my collection.

Tru, it doesn't matter if you ask him not to save it.
He does it anyway, plus enjoys it.

Tru! Wow, it's good to put a face to a name. And to my collection.

Man, that's not creepy at all.

Truer words haven't been spoken.

Tru, it doesn't matter if you ask him not to save it.
He does it anyway, plus enjoys it.

Oh I don't mind, you guys deserved them after all these years. Photoshop em with foil hats or whatever you want.
I'm too dam old to give a crap.

Tru, it doesn't matter if you ask him not to save it.
He does it anyway, plus enjoys it.

Oh I don't mind, you guys deserved them after all these years. Photoshop em with foil hats or whatever you want.
I'm too dam old to give a crap.

At your age you shouldn't have to give a crap about anything......and that includes not giving a crap about taking a crap in your pants.

sure he should. shit particles will get stuck in his nose hairs and all he'll ever smell is shit and then how would his meatloaf taste?

like shit.

*nods* and you can't get between methusala and his joys.

At your age you shouldn't have to give a crap about anything......and that includes not giving a crap about taking a crap in your pants.

Au contraire mon frair, while I often embrace the hippie -one with nature- attitude  I alway strive to maintain a civil level of hygiene.  And though I may be quite a bit older than Zoomie, I think my pictures will bear out the fact that I do have some sense of fashion and decorum.

And I still look pretty good with my shirt off too. Hahahahaha

At least when posing anyway. 

suck it in, flabapotamus!

>>flabapotamus!<<

Gee I only weigh 160, I don't need to suck it in too much.

Just a smidgen. 555

braggart.

braggart.

I don't think of it as bragging at all. When I was in grade school I was a wimp. then I gained a good 15 pounds of pure muscle in basic training.  Of course that was some 38 years or so ago.  I puffed up to 198 over the years but * I seem to have it under control at the moment and I've never lost the wonder of being ... exceptional.

Still I think I can stand with some of the youngsters here even today and not be in the least intimidated. Maybe Si might give me a run, but he works out. And I, well I just do work.
But  I bet I can arm wrestle just about anyone here and win!

* could be early death calling

Back on track(s).



Caucasian longing for cockinAsian.

Still I think I can stand with some of the youngsters here even today and not be in the least intimidated. Maybe Si might give me a run, but he works out. And I, well I just do work.

Whoa, whoa, hold on - since when am I Mr Muscle? I work out, but I also eat and drink to my heart's content. I'm 5'10, 220, which is probably about 10-15 lbs heavier than I should be based on my frame (fairly wide shoulders etc). BMI claims I'm just over the line for obese! So yeah, I'm fairly strong and somewhat muscular, but I also have a bit of a gut. Let's not make me seem like some fuckin' Adonis - when I finally meet some of you fuckers I don't want people's first comment to be "whoa, way to misrepresent yourself online, fatass!"