I don't think you would know what a cougar was if the only pussy that sat on your face is one of the cats that your girlfriend owns.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
RE : bags picYou're short, wanna fuck me?
... "whoa, way to misrepresent yourself online, fatass!
Back on track(s).Caucasian longing for cockinAsian.
fuck me, you are short. ?
Don't fuck with short people. Or else, I dunno we'll climb on each others' backs so we are normal height and then we will FUCK YOU UP.
Quote from: homeless-joe on April 29, 2009, 08:51:42 PMfuck me, you are short. ? Hey man, I'm 5'6" and about a buck fifty.Don't fuck with short people. Or else, I dunno we'll climb on each others' backs so we are normal height and then we will FUCK YOU UP.
Whoa, whoa, hold on - since when am I Mr Muscle? I work out, but I also eat and drink to my heart's content. I'm 5'10, 220, which is probably about 10-15 lbs heavier than I should be based on my frame (fairly wide shoulders etc). BMI claims I'm just over the line for obese! So yeah, I'm fairly strong and somewhat muscular, but I also have a bit of a gut. Let's not make me seem like some fuckin' Adonis - when I finally meet some of you fuckers I don't want people's first comment to be "whoa, way to misrepresent yourself online, fatass!"
Quote from: Tru on April 29, 2009, 08:39:55 PMStill I think I can stand with some of the youngsters here even today and not be in the least intimidated. Maybe Si might give me a run, but he works out. And I, well I just do work.Whoa, whoa, hold on - since when am I Mr Muscle? I work out, but I also eat and drink to my heart's content. I'm 5'10, 220, which is probably about 10-15 lbs heavier than I should be based on my frame (fairly wide shoulders etc). BMI claims I'm just over the line for obese! So yeah, I'm fairly strong and somewhat muscular, but I also have a bit of a gut. Let's not make me seem like some fuckin' Adonis - when I finally meet some of you fuckers I don't want people's first comment to be "whoa, way to misrepresent yourself online, fatass!"
Still I think I can stand with some of the youngsters here even today and not be in the least intimidated. Maybe Si might give me a run, but he works out. And I, well I just do work.
True - you just have to make sure they get the beer goggles on first.Otherwise all is lost.....
Tricky's list after November:1. Underclass2. Underclass3. Underclass4. Underclass5, sneak Tru in for a few hours6. Don't tell anyone.......1274: The Anteater
And from what I've heard Balor is one big knot of twisted steel and fury.
Quote from: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 09:44:30 PMAnd from what I've heard Balor is one big knot of twisted steel and fury.Isn't he the short guy?