That guy couldn't throw a decent punch to save his life.

those big body builder types usually aren't in it for fight skills.

I can't imagine doing that shit though. I mean I don't work out specifically to gain an advantage in a fight (and truth be told it's been so long since I've been in a fight that I doubt I'm hard at all anymore), but working out is supposed to make your body work better, not stop you from being able to do stuff.

When you get older it isn't about bulking up, it's about maintaining flexibility.

I don't know if any of you have heard of "crawling through the stick."

What we used to call it.

Start by holding a broom stick (or similar) grasped by both hands behind your back. Bring it to your front over your head WITHOUT letting go of either end.  Your hands are now in a very difficult position. You have to bring it to the front by bringing your arms over your head to the front then wrapping your leg over your arm and inside of the stick and then crossing your body (stick across your back) to get to the other leg, step out with the bar in front of you and your hands in their original comfortable orientation. Then reverse the process back to your starting position.

You must not lose control of either end of the stick.

I use to be able to do this quite easily, but I bet I would do irreparable damage if I tried it right now.


 

I can't imagine doing that shit though. I mean I don't work out specifically to gain an advantage in a fight (and truth be told it's been so long since I've been in a fight that I doubt I'm hard at all anymore), but working out is supposed to make your body work better, not stop you from being able to do stuff.

like wipe your ass and wash your face...

the bodybuilders i knew did it for the control over their bodies, the discipline, the competition. it's amazing how much knowledge those meatheads have. i don't quite understand it entirely, it seems loike anorexia in reverse.

Not being able to spank it wouldnt be a problem.

How about legs?? It's no upskirt but give me time...

nice panelling

It's my cabinet doors in the kitchen.. do they still make paneling??

this padawan is wary of those who don't post their face in the face thread, yerrrrs

It's my cabinet doors in the kitchen.. do they still make paneling??

who says i was talking about the cabinets?

Subtle

lolz

this padawan is wary of those who don't post their face in the face thread, yerrrrs

Wary?? KK, lemme see....

I have the cowboy hat ones but they're kinda old now... hmmm






And me a lil more current...

Subtle

I was just pleased that she set me up for the joke. 

And me a lil more current...

You look very nice in those pictures.  Based on them, I would never suspect that you're an incorrigible horndog. 

Also, what kind of camera do you have?  And how high up do those cabinets go?

And me a lil more current...

You look very nice in those pictures.  Based on them, I would never suspect that you're an incorrigible horndog. 

Thanks. I think the horndog thing is more attitude than looks. I can whore myself up rather nicely tho.. In that last pic it was just me, no make up or nothing

Also, what kind of camera do you have?  And how high up do those cabinets go?

It's just a canon powershot and they go up about 9 feet or so.

now I have a face to link to the anal adventure stories. thanks!

Joygasm! Nice! Thrash hit it! (post pics)

this padawan is wary of those who don't post their face in the face thread, yerrrrs

Wary?? KK, lemme see....

I have the cowboy hat ones but they're kinda old now... hmmm






And me a lil more current...

You can tell those pictures are from '94.

nice pins

blahh blah blah

I'll plow your asshole, Joy.

You can tell those pictures are from '94.

Actually the top 2 are from 06 or 07, can't remember. They were scanned in from a crappy lexmark scanner I had and the quality sucks. Just posted them cuz eitje remembers them from awhile back. The last one was from like a month or 2 ago..

now I have a face to link to the anal adventure stories. thanks!

You're welcome!

Joygasm! Nice! Thrash hit it! (post pics)

Thanks! (will do)

I'll plow your asshole, Joy.

Awwww, thanks! *blushes* I'd plow yours, too, Dylan.

Sweet!  I'll go buy a strap-on.

she'll bring her own, I'm sure.

Yeah, those things aren't just one size fits all (or so I hear)!

I want to meet Joygasm! Come to Japan! (if 1. you can afford it and 2. Mosh & underclass allow it and 3. if you'll do nyataimori)

fuck, woman, that country is only SO big.

You mean we can't have all 90 LG "members" show up? Or are you implying that Joygasm is a large woman?