You look like a fucking wereLothar.

you all have bumps on your cock

I bet you do too, "Tricky".

my cock is pretty smooth.

It's from SHAVING, I tell you!

I wouldn't know about that.

Siko she is just so supremely beautiful that I won't sully her with my usual commentary.

Bullshit, I'd hit it

you all have bumps on your cock

They're goosebumps and they show up every time you post. I get the willy willies.

I think that I should post a pic soon..... when I get my new jumpsuit maybe.

I forgot something the first time:

Thanks. My voice is now hoarse.

Anybody want to see a picture of one of my bumps?

has sakhi posted a pic? I refuse to believe she's

• young
• indian
• a "she"

until we get some evidence

I don't think she's young either.  I'm starting to believe she is a 25 year old white boy named Dylan.

I don't think she's young either.  I'm starting to believe she is a 25 year old white boy named Dylan.

Nah, she actually IS a 16 year old Indian girl ~ she's just uber-coolio AND smart as a whip.

She's pretty awesome ~ talk to her on Skype, read her posts, and you'll see!

i've seen a real pic of her, and she is young, she is Indian, and

well...

What was the question, again?

that was it, but I don't believe you because you're high :-P

AND drunk

FUCK y'al!

She sent a REAL pic, and she's a REAL person!

So THERE!  

roflmao

AND, just for THAT,

rolling and smoking yet ANOTHER J,

AND mixing another rum and coke!

basters...

(Awww, heck.  Just found 3/4 of a J in my crack pipe.  Whelp, guess i'd better get to smoking...  lol)

AND drunk

Aaaa ~ you're just jealous 'cuz you're at work right now!  BasterETTE!

on that note I'm off to have a Guinness. Ciao!

on that note I'm off to have a Guinness. Ciao!

Guinness?  PLEASE...

We're getting down with some pretty fine herb,

well, i'm pretty sure 13 is, and i know i am,

and i'm drinking Bacardi Gold, so...

Got anything better?  rofl

DAMN, Sam!  Are you too cool, or WHAT???

I don't think she's young either.  I'm starting to believe she is a 25 year old white boy named Dylan.

Nah, she actually IS a 16 year old Indian girl ~ she's just uber-coolio AND smart as a whip.

Smart enough not to post her picture here... I'll give Sakhi that.

I call on the forces of Kyle to find her picture.  You can do this oh great stalker one.

I bring you, me.

WOWSERS!  If you're HALF the man you look,

YIKES!

i'm askared of YOU, pal!

i think you must have a big, huge cock hidden in the lower part of that pic.  In fact, you ALMOST look like you're just about ready to get off!

Got any more pix???

she innocently asks...

I bring you, me.

Fixed that for ya.

has sakhi posted a pic?

She did! I remember. She's young, Indian, and female.

Anybody want to see a picture of one of my bumps?

Please god no.

holy moses, you look just LIKE an old roommate of mine. freaky.

Actually, I am that old roommate. I'm not tricky. I've come to stalk you.

ever hear of the stalkyou (or stalkme?) app on facebook? the crazy ex roommate is my number one fb stalker. but incidentally, everything sasha posts reminds me of her. both are slutty and loud with complete social ownership of both.