Have you heard about bagman's rubber penis yet?  The one that is infused with his pubes?  I can get you a pamphlet if you'd like.

Cool, someone other than HoJo that entertains the shit out of himself.

Yes Dylan. I dont rely on other people to entertain me. Nor drugs.

You say drugs? Where?

What kind of drugs? Mushrooms? Marie-jew-waners? C-c-c-cocain? Um... that's about all.

All of the above.

Really... that and pills is all I touch. No speed. Bad.

Speed is one of my faves....I actually don't do coke at all really unless someone gives it to me.   Waste of time IMO.

Yeah all my tweeker friends hate coke. 'What? '15 minutes of, yeah, that's ok' then 'dear lord Jesus, more?! Where'd it go...MORE!!!' Still love it tho. Just can't afford it. Mushrooms tho. Damn. A buddy of mine in Austin is a recovering heroin addict, and he grows shrooms (and ingests them regularly) as a replacement. Refuses to take payment, just gives away large bags.

WTF, how the hell do you find a friend like that?  I need one.

Got to Tejas.

Turn left.

Follow your nose.

Yeah, man.  We have cow shit EVERYWHERE.

Hey, folks, give me a break ~

i was going for CHEAP, semi-palatable ~ not God's gift to pirates, or something...

Sheesh...

ever hear of the stalkyou (or stalkme?) app on facebook? the crazy ex roommate is my number one fb stalker. but incidentally, everything sasha posts reminds me of her. both are slutty and loud with complete social ownership of both.

You're just jealous because I'm better looking and have a nicer set of tits.  That's okay though, because if I were you I'd be jealous of me as well.

Oh and be careful what you say because in a Hip/Chem fight, I think I'd win.

Hey Sasha I read on Austinist.com that your ex-bf is having some big ass birthday party at Mohawk tonight... I knew he was a photographer, but didn't know he worked for Austinst. He's that big that all those bands are playing at his fucking birthday party? Just for him or what?

Yes he is having a big party, yes he is a big time photographer now, and yes those bands are playing just for him.  He was on the cover of the fucking newspaper today I heard. I hung out with him earlier, we had anal.

I was going to bitch about the lack of photos again, but after that little gem of an anecdote I wouldn't feel quite right complaining.

ever hear of the stalkyou (or stalkme?) app on facebook? the crazy ex roommate is my number one fb stalker. but incidentally, everything sasha posts reminds me of her. both are slutty and loud with complete social ownership of both.

You're just jealous because I'm better looking and have a nicer set of tits.  That's okay though, because if I were you I'd be jealous of me as well.

Oh and be careful what you say because in a Hip/Chem fight, I think I'd win.

are you on the defensive because i called you slutty and loud? because you are both, and you and everyone else here knows it. you champion both of these facts proudly. i'm not judging you, you crazy slut, i was best friends with you for ten years is all i was getting at. watch your whore 'tude-- tits or not, i'll always be prettier than you, and have less diseases. if you want to fight, well, I'm sure you'd win. i'm a pretty girl, not a trampy hoodrat. let's be friends. we might have to bunk together in antigua because nobody else seems to have a problem with camping. besides, this is the internet. telling me you'd whoop me in a fight is retarded.

How am I a hoodrat, I don't live in the hood....?  I haven't found a ghetto in Austin yet.

I rethought it and you are prettier.... oh well, can't win them all. 

Not that anyone asked, but here's my opinion:

Hip is prettier than Sasha.  The tits, I'm really not sure about cuz both of you are lacking in that department.  Both of you are royal uppity bitches.  Alas, Sasha wins in the end because she is ultimately cooler, funnier, and everyone loves a slut.  (Your in-depth discussion of your hawt sex is appreciated though, Hip).

Damn. I was looking through these pics. We're getting old, eh?

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty horrified myself these days now that my niece has grown tits.

Horrified?  Enjoy that shit.

We appear to be speaking at cross purposes here. I believe that to be on account of the fact that I am not a sexual abomination, if you catch my drift.


Hey, who wants to see what my naked ass looks like, again!

I see no ass pic.....?

A complaint ?

Man, i cant believe I chased chubs for so long. i love me the lean ones now

I think it's silly for you two to argue about who is prettier when you could BOTH be sucking my cock while fisting Balor's naked ass.

That's sick, man. Just sick.

No way I'd let my ass get fisted with another man in the room.

I don't think that photo is going into my collection.

I had a woman that loved to cook and a cozy little white collar job for three years. Gained maybe 30 pounds or more. Got about 20 to drop still. Fat and in a relationship is fine. Fat and single makes it too difficult to find someone new and get fat again.