It's true, that's happened to me before. I looked like I had raw hamburger meat for a chin.

It's true, that's happened to me before. I looked like I had raw hamburger meat for a chin.

My beard is actually soft.

Mine is fairly soft too.

Mine is fairly soft too.

So, your FWB is really a front to hide your homosexuality?

1.    Beard    
   
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
Half of the women on the red carpet at the movie premier were not real dates, but beards.
get this def on a mug Mug
 
2.    beard    
   
a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner
poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years
get this def on a mug Mug
cover true partner out of the closet in the closet closeted
 
3.    beard    
   
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...

1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.
Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.

Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like

I figured out how to upload pictures from my cellphone.  These were all taken in the last week.







EDIT:  You don't know how lame you really look in pictures, you take yourself, until you upload them to a screen big enough to really see.

Your hair looks nice in that third picture, sashie!

Irony?

cheeky

Sasha would make the most hideous chubby girl.

Sasha would make the most hideous chubby girl.

So goes her plans to become a disgusting fat-body.

That makes me sad.

Your lips remind me of the guy-i'm-dating's lips, oddly enough. Random.

I weighed 153 pounds earlier this year.  I guess that's chubby.  I didn't look bad, at least I don't think I did.  I am down to 123 now.  I don't see me being fat again any time soon.  Running every few days made me lose 7 pounds in the last month and a half. Yay!  Tricky-  I hate my lips, they are very "white girl"-ish.  I just hope they don't disappear by the time I am 40.

You look doable to me. And leave the glasses on while we do it.

Like I said before, Sasha used to annoy me for some reason, however, as of late I've really grown to appreciate her posting(s) ...

Now, where are the tits?

Like I said before, Sasha used to annoy me for some reason, however, as of late I've really grown to appreciate her posting(s) ...

Now, where are the tits?

On her chest, perhaps?

Geez, your medical degree was money well spent.

No.

*hangs head in shame*

you look like lisa loeb or whatever her name is

i'd hit it.

With a lamp.

You're an angry man who really doesn't like women, aren't you?

Haha. I just think Sasha looks terrible in those glasses.

You're an angry man who really doesn't like women, aren't you?

The evidence:

My beard is actually soft.

Mine is fairly soft too.

Mine is fairly soft too.

So, your FWB is really a front to hide your homosexuality?

1.    Beard    
   
Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexaul person the apperance of being out on a date with a person of the opposite sex.
 
2.    beard    
a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

3.    beard    
A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

Verdict: CONVICTED OF CLOSETED HOMOSEXUALITY.

Now now, then. Being a homosexual doesn't mean you don't like women, just that you're not sexually attracted to them.

Straight men who use women for sex and have problems committing to relationships usually are closeted woman-haters with mommy issues.

Ok, I'll go with that... but remember, it's bagman we're talking about here. 28 year old virgin and all.

I'll only consider him a real man when he screws his whatever she is when she's on the rag.

All things considered he's really turned his life around. So to speak.

I always thought it was pretty clear bagman has some serious underlying misogyny going on. His choice of language and the context in which he often speaks of women, be they his low-rent mistresses or complete strangers, is kind of glaring.

You mean the fact that I call all women "bitches" ala Ali G?

pfft... that's just normal behaviour, not misogyny

i love beard stubble on men!