I haven't shaved in 4 days, lets go

ooooh scratch my face with your red stubble

I have red stubble! Can I scratch your inner thighs?

I dig your big red sideburns, let's have positive penis to vagina interface.

I will make that my primary action item.

I'll add it to the minutes, and email it to you by monday before I glaze your face like an easter ham

Should I put a pineapple ring around my nose?

That would be hilarious, but not necessary. The honey is sweet enough

no, my eyebrows havent gotten any better and yes this is my happy face...jealous?!

no, my eyebrows havent gotten any better and yes this is my happy face...jealous?!

You know why you were always my second favorite (daisymae in 1st!)?  Because you remembered your heckles and embraced them. 

The rest of your hair is looking very shiny & svelte.

I'm thinking slight nose work and maybe a chemical peel on that forehead acreage.

will you do it for me zoomie?

since i cant even afford bus fare home after your anal violation i obviously can't afford such extravagant procedures.

You know why you were always my second favorite (daisymae in 1st!)?  Because you remembered your heckles and embraced them. 

The rest of your hair is looking very shiny & svelte.

if ya can't beat em, join em...right?!

im glad you like my weave, i got a new stylist!

I'm thinking slight nose work and maybe a chemical peel on that forehead acreage.

will you do it for me zoomie?

I think you just asked him for a facial & a punch in the nose.

Nice!

Knock it off, you know I think you're hot. But i do have some special moisturizer for your forehead...

aww, i was looking forward to a good reverse donkey punch......i'll settle for your moisturizer though, is it scented?!

Nice!

maybe i could change my user name to strawberry shortcake, it has a nice ring to it...

that or strawberry sanchez.

aww, i was looking forward to a good reverse donkey punch......i'll settle for your moisturizer though, is it scented?!

It smells and tastes like pina colada.

strawberry sanchez.

That is an AWESOME message board name!

agreed.

strawberry sanchez.

That is an AWESOME message board name!

agreed.

I'm not posting anymore pictures because every time I do 9 out of 10 people tell me how ugly I am.  I have no need for that anymore.

Consider the source.

The source of what?  The source of where everyone else's ugly comes from?

Yes?

I still say you have a future as an oil baron's trophy wife.

Who's ever said you're ugly Sasha? I bet it's more like 2 out of 10 if that.
I vote you should post pictures.

EDIT: Pictures of you in glasses.

I'm not posting anymore pictures because every time I do 9 out of 10 people tell me how ugly I am.  I have no need for that anymore.

Notice, I'm NOT guilty of that as of the latest LG incarnation ...
Post all you want, just follow Balor's advice ...

On the other side, can the Donkey Punch on, uhm, well, now "Ms. Sanchez", be from anal?
I mean, as long as we don't pull you weaves out; of course ...

I'm not posting anymore pictures because every time I do 9 out of 10 people tell me how ugly I am.  I have no need for that anymore.

I wouldn't fight crowds at a night club to buy you a drink, but I'd flick you a $2 beer in Reno

 See? 

 Well, you can send me pictures of your tits anytime, and will I promise not to besmirch either your virtue nor your pulchritude in interpublic.