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I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs(Read 731561 times)
Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3180 on: September 17, 2009, 09:00:06 AM
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Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3181 on: September 17, 2009, 03:34:09 PM
I would never fish for anything here other than just best friends forever and a Christmas card list. Im sending them out this year so if you want in, let me know. And what tricky wants, tricky gets.

I can send mail but not really get any so I'm sending ma brah a Christmas card. xD



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3182 on: September 17, 2009, 05:29:43 PM
sweet, watersports and fighting down the shore!
Sounds like my high school summers - my jaw makes a terrible click thanks to a misunderstanding down the jersey shore



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3183 on: September 17, 2009, 05:31:34 PM
you're not even allowed to receive mail in the post? whoa sheltered.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3184 on: September 17, 2009, 07:02:49 PM
Of course I can recieve mail, but you think it's a good idea to advertise the fact I've given out my address to people on the internet whom I've never met before?



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3185 on: September 17, 2009, 07:14:04 PM
I just like sending warm seasonal greetings.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3186 on: September 17, 2009, 07:32:17 PM
Do you really think they/it will still be warm by the time it gets to her in England?



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3187 on: September 17, 2009, 07:47:53 PM
tehehehe
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3188 on: September 17, 2009, 07:50:14 PM
I generate an insane amount of body heat.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3189 on: September 17, 2009, 08:14:21 PM
Friction .. . ..burn.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3190 on: September 17, 2009, 08:25:10 PM
My wife will sleep on the other side of the bed in summer. In the winter, she doesn`t even need a blanket.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3191 on: September 17, 2009, 09:28:46 PM
This is not a consensus, this is not a democracy, we don't vote and you know it. If tricky wants to see your junk you better man up.

Junk's been posted in another thread. have fun hunting, tricky.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3192 on: September 17, 2009, 09:35:08 PM
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3193 on: September 17, 2009, 09:47:16 PM



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3194 on: September 18, 2009, 02:40:28 AM
I appreciate the dick pic.  A+



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3195 on: September 18, 2009, 04:25:21 AM
am v. impressed

pls post more pics

thx by



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3196 on: September 18, 2009, 04:28:34 AM
I'm trying to figure out why you are online. Then I remembered you work in a bar and I was wondering if you're tipsy enough to show a little leg


5:24pm
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3197 on: September 18, 2009, 04:35:09 AM
probably... anything to curb my new online shopping habit.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3198 on: September 18, 2009, 04:49:54 AM
ok, flash some leg and if you post what you're thinking of buying I'll get bagman to pay for it
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3199 on: September 18, 2009, 06:15:47 AM
I appreciate the dick pic.  A+

Not a problem. What will be on the final exam? And how much of my grade will it count toward?



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3200 on: September 18, 2009, 12:00:38 PM
I generate an insane amount of body heat.

Blates a werewolf, brah.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3201 on: September 18, 2009, 12:05:40 PM
i immediately thought the same thing.

must go burn the twilight book series that's hanging out in my living room at the moment. brb.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3202 on: September 18, 2009, 12:40:05 PM
ok, flash some leg and if you post what you're thinking of buying I'll get bagman to pay for it

how can i get in on this deal?

i immediately thought the same thing.

must go burn the twilight book series that's hanging out in my living room at the moment. brb.

I read two of those books and plan on reading the other two... I blame Carolyn.
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you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3203 on: September 18, 2009, 12:45:08 PM
I read all of them. Meyer has a serious issue with ugly people - I swear she describes every fucking char as beautiful.

Also, I love Jacob...



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3204 on: September 18, 2009, 02:02:46 PM
It's ok that you read them though b/c you are 16. I on the other hand am 28.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3205 on: September 18, 2009, 02:38:55 PM
crap we're old, trick!

i had better find me a vampire right quick.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3206 on: September 18, 2009, 02:58:07 PM
It's ok that you read them though b/c you are 16. I on the other hand am 28.

I know, I thought it but didn't say it...
« Last Edit: September 18, 2009, 02:58:50 PM by Sakhi »



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3207 on: September 18, 2009, 07:26:38 PM


Sexy

All I can say is you need some lights in your room, shit.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3208 on: September 18, 2009, 11:46:42 PM
That picture is more metal that God's battle axe of doom coming down onto thou skull.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3209 on: September 19, 2009, 12:00:08 AM
I bet that hoodie is so metal it smells like actual dog shit, cause changin' clothes is for fuckin' queers.
It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.