Indeed.  It looks good for the cumming-on.

I can't believe anyone posts on here using their fucking phone.

OMG I slapped my sister silly for even talking on the phone, which she did a lot of.
But seriously wtf, has it really come to this?

You guys watch allUC movies on there too?

What in the blazing fuck are you talking about, Tru?

I think Tru is broken.

You THINK so?

Tru, are you jealous? I am doing it now. That little icon screams mobile post.

Tru impression ----->  Yeah it was just like that time in the car.  But cars really don't get good gas mileage per se, only if you were to really choke it hard and make sure the battery is the right size.  Oh, did you get my love letter, tricky?

I did. I'm wanking to it right now. swoon.

Hmmm.....DO you want a love letter?  Cuz I can probably type that shit up.

omg my fingers are having so much fun text-posting from my iPhone! surely this is the third best time they could ever have, after blowjob assistance and masturbation.

Take a picture of either of that. Your choice.

... or all of that; again, your choice

Conclusion; I'd gladly bang EA in the pooper ...

Yes; yes, I would ...

but anything that stands still long enough can suffer that fate ?

Wanna find out, puddin'?

You going to buy a ticket to Oz ?

1) Benny and the Jets came on the bar stereo.
2) Not my shades.
3) I tore that old bitch up after close.

Are bars allowed to serve retards? I mean seriously.

Look at those hands. That smile. The styrofoam cup, instead of a glass.

Safety first ...

It was like $2.50 for 32 ounce Styrofoam cups of beer.  I didn't ask questions.

At those prices you can't afford not to drink yourself retarded.

Agreed ...

The most fun bars stop serving drinks in real glasses at some point in the evening, anyway.

What in the blazing fuck are you talking about, Tru?

Im talking about people going around posting on here using their phones!

OMG man this is the Cyber 1337 society we feared!

Or maybe not.

Here we go ...

OMG this page is funny. But 90% of the funny is wrapped up in Tru's Luddite rant and the pic of Chad.

 Tru is what happens when you combine a Phillip K Dick novel with a house full of cats.

Instruments of rape:





You gonna get raped, bitch:

OK, That was confusing.

then my job here is done.

You gonna get raped, bitch:

You can't rape the willing, bitch!