you tellin me you'll LET me rape you?

oh, damn. if i knew it was gonna be like that... i wouldn't have bought that mop.

I definitely see the androgyny in you.

I definitely see the androgyny in you.

I definitely turned on by the androgyny in you.

OK I understand the intention of the used roofing bucket full of soiled diapers, and I grasp the subtle nuances of the slutty clothing and lingerie abandoned on a New Jersey sidewalk, but I don't get the significance of the crack whore.

I definitely see the androgyny in you.

thanks!

blah blah crack whore

I don't get it, your picture isn't up there.

Cute.

oh, damn. if i knew it was gonna be like that... i wouldn't have bought that mop.

this was also very funny!

can't remember if i posted this one or not (this thread is too long).  august wedding:


football game last weekend at univ of maryland.  not the best looking photo of me but it's pretty cool regardless:

fun. i very much enjoy stadium sporting events.






like... donkey shows.

Trickys photo is cute.

Indeed.

Here's a shot from the beginning of summer. Learning to walk in heels was slightly trickier than I thought. But after about 15 minutes, I got the hang of it. I busted my ass in the shop one good time. Note the cock pinata at the top.

do you work in a sex shop?

Nah, I am just tight with the staff there. We did a remote there for half of our show and we include them in a lot of our contests. Dildo slappings, bobbing for anal beads, and of course the banana hammocks. I can probably get you a 40% discount.

do you work in a sex shop?

he's a very modest radio personality.

I am only on the air one shift a week for the joy of what radio used to be. I actually bust my hump in a warehouse to earn a living.

Uhm ...

Uhm ...

Why, yes, I am wearing socks with my heels.Thanks for noticing.

This does sorta look like tricky.



You could rape me with a mop handle Brook. Even though you hate me I would totally allow you to abuse me. 

One last hammock photo. I was going through the pictures from the two shows we did for IWABO and this is what I may be wearing at Metal Fest. It all depends on whether I get back stage or not.



Only this time, when I stage dive, I hope people actually catch my fat ass versus moving out of the way. Falling eight feet to the ground and landing on your hip hurts. Oddly enough, when I got back up off the ground there were at least ten hands all up on my ass.

you cannot spank me at metalfest. boyfriend will not like.

This does look like tricky.

You could rape me with a mop handle Brook. Even though you hate me I would totally allow you to abuse me. 

ew. as much as i like abusing people, i'll pass.

How about a hug between strangers, hip? I'll probably wind up cracking your back by default.

Daddy, are you related to Richard Christy, drummer of the bands Death and  Iced Earth? You bear a striking resemblance...

Not that I am aware of. It is kind of weird looking at him, though. But if there was ever evidence of us having a familial or genetic link, this might be it.

(The cat on the left, obviously)



I am a huge fan of Death and Iced Earth, too!

I knew him from there but when he started turning up on Stern 10 years ago I realized he's a lot more than a drummer. He's pretty talented.

I am related to a country performer in Nashville. I think he is playing the nightclub circuit there.

you cannot spank me at metalfest. boyfriend will not like.

Cause and effect

That explains why I'm dumber than the dead frogs stuck in my screened windows.