Out of your genre but do you know Bob Ford of Almost Nuts? He's another old friend. So old I don't recognize any of his band members anymore...

This does look like tricky.

You could rape me with a mop handle Brook. Even though you hate me I would totally allow you to abuse me. 

ew. as much as i like abusing people, i'll pass.

Silly girl, you can't pass. I demand to be used.

Out of your genre but do you know Bob Ford of Almost Nuts? He's another old friend. So old I don't recognize any of his band members anymore...

I don't have a genre. I listen to it all but my specialty is metal and punk. Regarding Bob Ford, I've never known him, personally.

I hate Iced Earth. H A T E.

But you know of him? I think they're based in Charleston.

I hate Iced Earth. H A T E.

Get comfy, the next Ice Age is acomin'.

But you know of him? I think they're based in Charleston.

Last I heard of them, it was in Columbia, SC.

I knew it was a C...

you cannot spank me at metalfest. boyfriend will not like.

Cause and effect

Doesn't apply, but any hip spanking would require a bare bottom.

ew. get me out of your gross old man fantasies.

But trix I love you so much please let me be your play thing.

I dont wanna set the world on fire + lyrics

Baby let me be,
Your lovin teddy bear
put a string  around my dick,
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me see oh let me see
Your titties bare.

I dont wanna be a tiger
Cause tigers play too rough
I dont wanna be a lion
cause lions aint the kind
You love enough.
I Just wanna see, your titties bare
Put a string around my dick
And lead me anywhere
Oh let me see, oh let me see
Your titties bare.


I just want to see your tittiies bare.

how nice.

i'm done with your antics.

Hey Tru! Welcome to the club! You and me and Geek. We should have a party, with cake and a nice Shiraz...

fuck you Zoomie.

i'm done.

bye!

Define "done" please.

This does look like tricky.

You could rape me with a mop handle Brook. Even though you hate me I would totally allow you to abuse me. 

ew. as much as i like abusing people, i'll pass.

Silly girl, you can't pass. I demand to be used.

He's going to kidnap you, then tie himself up and claim that the only way to get the key to the cellar door is to sodomize him with a broom handle.

Oh come on Brook, get a grip for crying out loud.

I do like you, I always have. Try not to be so fucking serious or something.

once again folks, this is an online BBS derived from a-s...

No man, things said in the ether cut like a knife. A big, sharp, digital knife.

Well, apparently I'm indestructible.

I hate Iced Earth. H A T E.

He's an amazing drummer though ...
I, however, didn't like the band ...

Like credit; I DO NOT like Eric Clapton's music, for the most part, however, I'll concede, as a musician, that's he is, in fact, really good ...

I'll go on record as an Eric Clapton fan.

Phag ...

No, seriously; I respect him A LOT; I just don't like his sound/vibe ....

i like eric clapton too!
and Im not too into shiraz, what about lemon pound cake and limoncello?

Give it a week. Just to be sure. Then we can have a rousing chorus of "Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead".

I hate Eric Clapton's singing.  His voice isn't powerful enough or soulful enough for the style of music he plays.

I got drunk and took a bunch of pics without wearing a top (it's hot here). I could never post them here, for fear of eternal ridicule and Kyle's HD... but ladies these pics exist so go on and get all steamy over the thought of them.

is your chest hair red?

What a no-ball phag ....

I got drunk and took a bunch of pics without wearing a top (it's hot here).

Haha I swear the first time I read this I read "pies" instead of "pics."

 My question was going to be: "Ha! From a windowsill?"