Hey fuck you...

Calm down grampa, or I won't put your beans in the blender any more.

his tits are bigger than sasha's ian's my wife's

they definately bigger than mine...

I'll take your word for it.

I want proof.

Everyone's tits are bigger than mine.  I can't afford bigger ones.

So, post those puppies and let's find out.

back to hall and oates...i was told at temple that they met in an elevator in the humanities building hiding from a knife fight during the race riots in philly in the 60s.

Thanks for ruining it for me, wikipedia.

"Daryl Hall (born Hohl) first met John Oates at the Adelphi Ballroom in Philadelphia in 1967 while attending ...."

Lame

Oh please, a knife fight at Adelphi? What were they silver plated butter knives???

.

Those are nice. Perfect nips, too.

Right on!

Nice tits. id bite em

I take it I missed the tits... Just damn.

I take it I missed the tits... Just damn.

In the few minutes that they were up, Bagman probably indexed them, tagged them, dated them, and archived them in his fireproof safe which includes 10 hard drives full of naked pictures of all of us throughout the last ten years.

Not me. In addition to being hung like a hamster, I have pimples on my ass. And moobs. Full, jiggly moobs.

I take it I missed the tits... Just damn.

In the few minutes that they were up, Bagman probably indexed them, tagged them, dated them, and archived them in his fireproof safe which includes 10 hard drives full of naked pictures of all of us throughout the last ten years.

Like a comet, I hope they appear again.

They will. In 18 months she'll bust his balls about his STD and he'll post it up. No worries, that's how it works.

Yeah, I always tell her she looks good, and she always tells me to shut up.

Sometimes, she punches me too.

I only punch you because it doesn't hurt you.  The compliments pain me.

Fuck ...
Just ...
FUCK!!!

It's ok, I'll get Baggie, or someone else that archived 'em (creepy mothierfuckers) to PM 'em to me ...

You know, over the years I've seen some goddam nice T&A from woman on the web, gotten it in email, PMs IMs and seen them posted on BBSs. And I've never, ever saved any of it? Probably because the memory is all I need and saving shit like that is stalker creepy.

My only regret is not saving Angela's (treehugger) tit shots. They were spectacular. Truly spectacular classic breasts.

Dont worry I will belive you.

I missed the boobies 

NO SMILEYS!

Anyways, I have some Aussie soft porn for you, lots of boobies.

Probably because the memory is all I need ...

...heh...

I missed them too, dayum.

I remember one time being out with a few buddies and this smokin' hot girl walked by us.

Out of nowhere my friend says out loud "Putting that one in the spank bank." and then made like a Boop sound.

Probably the creepiest thing I've ever heard.

Even if you're plannin on wankin' to it later you don't have to state your intentions to uninterested parties.