I want one! Plz. Zoomie! Or is mine the really mean one?

AND STILL NO DICK IN THIS THREAD??? For shame.

You look like the young trophy wife of a well-heeled, early twentieth-century oil baron/steel magnate/inventor, Sasha.

 I mean that in the best possible way.

Bring it!

You look like the young trophy wife of a well-heeled, early twentieth-century oil baron/steel magnate/inventor, Sasha.

 I mean that in the best possible way.

Bring it!

"Bring it" actually means "post penis pics".

I'm debating.

Go for it. haha

peen peen PEEN!

I wish i really did look like (a young) Elvis. At least i can still hope to die like the fat one.

If this was funny, I seriously didn't get it.

I am more than just a goddamn piece of meat.

No, I ate 'em ...

Were they delicious? Did they taste like Little Debbie snack cakes?

More like SnowBalls ...

How dare you belittle my Jeep cap?

Just kidding. We went to a Tim Wilson show once and he referred to our table full of drunken uglies as "The Cartwrights" and I as "Ben Cartwright" because of my "French Painter's hat."

I was all "DUDE YOU ARE SPITTING ON THE LEGACY OF RADAR O'REILLY!"

If this was funny, I seriously didn't get it.

I said it was mean but Sarah made me!!!

I also said it's hit and miss and I made that poster over two years ago. Fuck you, you can't come to the beach.

Does Zoomies non response mean that mine is the really mean one? Wooo!

Yes.

Awesome. I demand that he post it in that case!

What's meaner than me calling you MILF?
... or did I let the cat out of the bag?

You guys can think I'm a MILF all you want, I'm pretty secure with myself. I'm the first to admit that I'm not photogenic AT ALL.

I'd still do you, thus, why I call you a MILF ...

Zoomie, where's the beef, G?

Wait, wait, wait...

Tricky's a mom?

No; see earlier in this thread ...

Damnit, who do I have to fuck to get a rumor started in here?

dave/mosh

Oh, sorry ...
You should have written in small letters that it was for us and to start a rumor ...

See, writing in small letters here on this board is like the CB on The Dukes Of Hazzard;
... no one touches a single dial, yet, ONLY the people that are meant to hear it get the message, understand, and follow through

holy smokes this thread needs to be quarrantined before the uglieness spreads to the rest of the internet shit too late thanks for ruining it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7_3RLtptk8

OK so who is this poor man's R1 again?

OK so who is this poor man's R1 again?

oh, god. maybe he bred.

OK thanks. I'll be having nightmares soon...

Hold me, Zoomie ...
... I'm scared!

Really ancient picture of me but I'm posting it because I like it for the following reasons: I wasn't fat, I was wearing an awesome shirt, I was candyflipping, I was giving the horns.