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Quote from: krapsna
I just conducted an informal office poll amongst my three male co-workers that consisted of the following question: "If you were hanging out with some dude and he told you that he generally preferrs women but sucks dick too from time to time would you consider him gay, bi, or straight?"

Three of three respondants answered gay. I think they also suspect that I'm gay now just for asking that question. As a matter of fact, one of them just walked into my office and said, "So who's your boyfriend?" and started making sucky noises at me. He then followed up that question with "What happened, did you meet some dude and accidentally suck his dick last night?"


Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs(Read 642599 times)
Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3810 on: November 12, 2009, 11:57:27 PM
What did you guys sing?

I remember singing "Ring of Fire" and "Buddy Holly".
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3811 on: November 13, 2009, 01:06:01 AM
I sang so many songs and drank so much Suntory.  I don't remember anything.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3812 on: November 13, 2009, 02:57:14 AM
I'd have a hard time not singing the pretenders if I was in a little karaoke cube in japan.

What did you guys sing?

I butchered quite a few songs... Including "Here Comes Your Man"...



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3813 on: November 13, 2009, 04:03:08 AM
I'm a professional singer; ask Mosh ....
He watched me get hired ....

It'd been fun ....

*sigh*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3814 on: November 13, 2009, 04:33:58 AM
Me prizing Sasha away, ozzer lurks in the background.

Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3815 on: November 13, 2009, 07:17:58 AM
nice tights.
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3816 on: November 13, 2009, 11:32:49 AM
i was singing Helena by My Chemical Romance in that pic, i think.

I love that song... but I'm a teenager, like with twilight, what's your excuse?



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3817 on: November 13, 2009, 11:49:59 AM
I have the intelligence and taste level of a child. There, is that the answer you were looking for?
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3818 on: November 13, 2009, 03:01:09 PM
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3819 on: November 13, 2009, 03:15:36 PM
I have the intelligence and taste level of a child. There, is that the answer you were looking for?

Yes Tricky, I totally wanted you to call me a child....



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3820 on: November 13, 2009, 05:48:19 PM
I have the intelligence and taste level of a child. There, is that the answer you were looking for?

It's a catchy fuckin' song.  I've listened to a bunch of their stuff, sure it gets annoying after awhile, but its good in small amounts.
Pour the wine, hold the grind, quarter to nine, let's go.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3821 on: November 13, 2009, 06:51:54 PM
Bleh. I'm not even gonna give it a shot. The name alone is bad enough.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3822 on: November 13, 2009, 07:17:36 PM
Bleh. I'm not even gonna give it a shot. The name alone is bad enough.

Good thinking!  i DID "give it a shot," and wished i'd done it with a .45.
A Mobius Strip
IS Infinity



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3823 on: November 13, 2009, 09:37:42 PM
The song sucks ...
PERIOD!
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3824 on: November 13, 2009, 10:06:01 PM
You suck! Massive cocks!

Thrash sucks massive cocks!
you treat me like a monologue ho



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3825 on: November 13, 2009, 10:22:17 PM
Yes, moose cocks are fairly massive ...
That song sucks more of them than I do ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3826 on: November 14, 2009, 12:50:43 AM
Me prizing Sasha away, ozzer lurks in the background.



Not so much lurking as being very, very afraid.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3827 on: November 14, 2009, 02:46:22 AM
No, lurking is correct ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3828 on: November 14, 2009, 04:26:17 AM
in australian it's pronounced "queueing"
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3829 on: November 14, 2009, 04:36:48 AM
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BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3830 on: November 14, 2009, 05:08:52 AM
I'd have a hard time not singing the pretenders if I was in a little karaoke cube in japan.

What did you guys sing?

I butchered quite a few songs... Including "Here Comes Your Man"...

+1 Metal point from moi for doing some Pixies.
Skybox, right up here in section La-Di-Dah.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3831 on: November 14, 2009, 05:39:30 AM
I butchered quite a few songs...

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3832 on: November 14, 2009, 11:58:56 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUTURE!
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3833 on: November 14, 2009, 02:43:19 PM
He did what he had to do and saw it through, without exemption
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3834 on: November 14, 2009, 03:40:01 PM
I butchered quite a few songs...

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

I didnt choose that... if I had, it would have been "Bodies" instead.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3835 on: November 14, 2009, 03:41:14 PM
No, lurking is correct ...

Maybe for you when you see some dude wearing stockings, but for me it is hiding.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3836 on: November 14, 2009, 06:52:54 PM
Ahhhh, I didn't think about that ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3837 on: November 14, 2009, 10:56:17 PM
I'd have a hard time not singing the pretenders if I was in a little karaoke cube in japan.

What did you guys sing?

I butchered quite a few songs... Including "Here Comes Your Man"...

+1 Metal point from moi for doing some Pixies.

You might wanna take that point back, I did "Wonderwall" as well.



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3838 on: November 15, 2009, 11:20:09 AM
I like my acoustic version of it; it's a little different ...
Otherwise, I'm not a fan of the song ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Let's see some recent photos of your ugly mugs Reply #3839 on: November 16, 2009, 01:00:47 AM
Just for you guys. Yes I am bagman, and I never miss an opportunity for spotting the sick, twisted or sexual in something. Tree vagina.