No, she's pretty cute in a 16-year-old kind of way.

I thought that was a reference to the filename which kind of sounds like "unibrow." Anyway from what I remember she doesn't wear a unibrow either, so the whole thing is just misdirection, smoke, and mirrors.

Wait, DM, I don't have your fb so how do you know what I look like?
(but thanks).


the filename was me saying 'uh snow brah' as in a, what else? kinda way.

Trying to partition your internet life is like using a surgeon's mask to survive the gas chamber.
(you're welcome)

Wait, DM, I don't have your fb so how do you know what I look like?
(but thanks).


the filename was me saying 'uh snow brah' as in a, what else? kinda way.

I don't know what you look like.  I was implying that you must be quite the Meg Griffin because you haven't posted any pictures of yourself on L-G yet.  It was an attempt at humor.  I'm sorry that it went completely over your head.  But hey!  I'm a FB whore, so feel free to add me.

haha, no i got what you meant.


DM was supposed to be DoorMouse.
I didnt realise you changed your name back.

OIC

So then the Dr. says, "Well if that's my pen, then where did I leave my stethoscope?"!!!

GET IT???

No, I don't because it's supposed to be thermometer  ...

Also where the heck do you live, man? I thought they stopped making the awesome orange cans.

I'm in Maryland now, I haven't seen them, but there aren't a lot of good places to buy beer here, a fantastic business opportunity and I should message Nick & Dave about this quicksnap.

haha Meg Griffin.  Perfect description.

No, I don't because it's supposed to be thermometer

No moron, because it's supposed to be rectal thermometer and the punchline is "Oh shit, some asshole has my pen!"

Meg Griffin

OH. FUCK. YEAH!

Pity she's tainted by Macauley Culkin

Dude that's like not banging a broad because she had a mosquito bite.

Then again, Macaulay was one of MJ's boytoys...

she's hot regardless.
and im not just saying that because i harbored a secret crush on culkin.




also england looks less like hell in the daylight

Holy shit! Postman Pat lives right near you!

That's one, really pissed off, Palm tree.

Holy shit! Postman Pat lives right near you!

Its the coolest neighbourhood in this town.

Is his black and white cat still alive? Do you even know what I'm talking about, young'n? Sure as shit nobody else does!

Dude that's like not banging a broad because she had a mosquito bite.

Then again, Macaulay was one of MJ's boytoys...

underage trade... hot

Si means this:

Go Zoomie!

I had the Postman Pat video game for the Amiga. Fucking AWESOME.

Is his black and white cat still alive? Do you even know what I'm talking about, young'n? Sure as shit nobody else does!

Of course I know! I went to see Postman Pat in panto.

well... that or I watched it on the TV. Too long ago for me to remember now.

OH. FUCK. YEAH!

Pity she's tainted by Macauley Culkin

She's actually tainted by the fact that she's a complete fucking moron. That's atcually the reason her character on Family Guy is treate dthe way it is. Culkin is actually the one who convinced her to start watching the show... in like season 5! She's the star of "American Psycho 2" - one of the worst films I've seen in my entire life. I think it was directed by Morgan Freeman's pet cat, Mischa...

That said, mental tainting only affects relationships. I'd have the wildest 4-hours with her ever in a heartbeat.

Do you even know what I'm talking about, young'n? Sure as shit nobody else does!

wrong

Dude that's like not banging a broad because she had a mosquito bite.

Then again, Macaulay was one of MJ's boytoys...

underage trade... hot

Did you just learn the word "trade"?

Usually it's used by the gays for thugs, not little twinks.

its a pity shes tan for that picture... because she is naturally pale and hot as fuck

But does she do anal?

But does she do anal?

Can you expert eyes tell from here?

Actually, no ...
Maybe I'm losing my touch ....

She does now!

Poor Mila Kunis.

hahahaha