if you're referring to me, i swear to god i will swap your eyes with your balls.

Rellik Eerps (1:22:10 AM):   She looks like she's 12
psychopathetic0 (1:22:23 AM):   so that's a green light from you then
Rellik Eerps (1:23:18 AM):   Haha, no.  I draw the line at 15
psychopathetic0 (1:23:27 AM):   hahaha ewwwww
psychopathetic0 (1:23:30 AM):   and still
psychopathetic0 (1:23:34 AM):   less creepy than kyle

hahaha, it's funny 'cause it's true.

Plus the goddamn lap photos from our little meet up!

i actually have to scan that pic, plus remember to even get it from my mom's house - it's only in hardcopy form

what's a good free site for hosting pics?  when i tried with my own, i failed.  you can tell how many pictures i post online.

Flickr fucks up the quality the least, as long as you don't use their on-line image editor.

Strange,  10 years ago I thought I was fucking the hot chick from the board. If I were still fucking here I wouldn't be, going by tricks pics. 

Strange,  10 years ago I thought I was fucking the hot chick from the board. If I were still fucking here I wouldn't be, going by tricks pics. 

Really?...... I mean, don't get me wrong trickster, I wouldn't hesitate to lube you up either way.

Really?...... I mean, don't get me wrong trickster, I wouldn't hesitate to lube you up either way.

You're a regular romantic.

When am I gettin that danzig/ bagman DP?

bwahahahahaha

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Strange,  10 years ago I thought I was fucking the hot chick from the board. If I were still fucking here I wouldn't be, going by tricks pics. 

Really?...... I mean, don't get me wrong trickster, I wouldn't hesitate to lube you up either way.

I fail to see how anybody would place katie above trick.

I'd still place ash first.

Katie is way hot! Besides I'm not trying to get comparisons. I just want someone to say "Ok you don't look like a mom in X pic, and this is the reason why..." Because if I have some reason as to why I look like a mom (hair? makeup?) I would likely change it.

Danzig whatever you totally want to rub balls with bagman.

Oh yeah it's my dream to DP a chick with a Jewish banker wearing only a vest and a yamaka.

I missed the part where you were being called a mum.

now im confused as to if mum and milf are interchangable on this thread, im assuming they are not.

you don't look like a fucking mum. If you were a parent you'd be milf.

mom = mom

MILF = mom i'd like to fuck

Then milf it is.

And I must point out I havent seen any of this mum thing in any of the pic posted of you. havent seen it in katies pics either (added just to be safe, but its true.)

I still don't understand, how the eff does she look like a mom/mum/MILF?  The only thing she looks like is a pasty fucking twig (no offense, I'm actually partial to pasty).

I still don't understand, how the eff does she look like a mom/mum/MILF?  The only thing she looks like is a pasty fucking twig (no offense, I'm actually partial to pasty).

It's a matter of style. Well for me it is.

shit, i just opened the door to "personal taste".

Really, I'm just posting pics in hopes that beeyot will think I'm cute and will want to be my fucktoy. Maybe he likes milfs!

I don't assume to know your motives, I saw something that looked like a question, and gave an answer.

-end of line.

ooh, i like you with bangs, brook! i always think i want bangs until i cut them and then it's weeks of "wtf was i thinking? this is awful"

Bagman posting a "bangs" joke in a really creepy way in 3, 2, 1.....

Trick-or-treat, I think it is a combination of your flat hair, your pasty/pale skin (looks like you have been up all night due to the child's crying), and the lack of anything resembling a real smile. But the rest of you looks distinctly non-mommy.

Just because you look like a mom, doesn't mean I want to fuck you any less. I just don't want to take care of your kid.

 

I'm just pale! I hate tanning. I don't tan, I get sunburned and then I turn pink and then it fades back to pale.

Noted on the hair. Will try to make it not so flat. haha

I'm just pale! I hate tanning. I don't tan, I get sunburned and then I turn pink and then it fades back to pale.

Noted on the hair. Will try to make it not so flat. haha

Pale is hawt.

Well, it really all depends actually.  Tans are not hawt unless it's your natural skin color, IMO.

 I don't know about the matriarchy, but from some angles you look kinda like the last scion of the House of Hapsburg.

Yeah, about as much as Bagman looks like George Clooney at some angles.

well.. she does have kind of a flat face (compared to my fat fucking cheeks, anyway) but she doesn't have a butt chin or an extreme roman nose. so i'm gonna go with no. not so similar.

Well, minus the effects of testosterone.

I couldn't find any good photos of Hapsburg females.

brook: you are not mom-ish. these people are retards.

you do happen to look a little like my roommate, incidentally, who was recently mistaken in passing for MY mother by an old friend. my mom is great, but she's 52, and my friend is 26. THAT sucks.